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**Tiffany** · 02-05-2010, 06:34 AM

So who's persuing a 'relationship' in ME2? Have you gotten the Paramour Medal/Achievement (if you're playing on the 360 that is...)? Who's the lucky gal/guy?

I'm playing as a Female Shepard, and am currently gunning after Thane. I'm disappointed in the selections for female Shepards... I think its either Garrus, Thane or Jacob that you can select for males, and Yeoman Kelly is available to both male and female characters, but you don't get the Paramour medal if you choose her.

I messed up on the first time through Thane's loyalty mission.

SPOILER!!:

so I had to do it over. My BF is currently going after Miranda.

Sooooooooooooooooo, who's gonna get lucky?

**Jin** · 02-05-2010, 07:02 AM

For me it was Miranda first. Because she's hot and so is her accent. In the same file though, I also had an apparently meaningless one night stand with Jack, I guess because Miranda was busy. Shepherd is such a slut, s/he'll bone anything that moves.

In my second, paragon file, I'm going for Tali, simply because I haven't done her yet. Because that's what Shepherd's real mission is apparently. She's hot enough under the suit as there's some mystery behind it, but if one were to actually see what she looked like, it would probably be nasty. Quarians have similar amino acids to Turians - not sure if that translates into similar appearances/skin/form/whatever. Oh, and Kelly's fair game this file.

@Tiff
Go for Jacob. You won't be able to go back afterwards.

**Tiffany** · 02-05-2010, 07:04 AM

@Jin -

But I wanna do the green martian! I'm feeling all Captian Kirk-ish.

I agree, Shepard is a slut no matter what way you slice it.

**Rocky** · 02-05-2010, 09:20 AM

I'm currently going after Miranda, her accent is hawt, haha.

I can't see Shepard hooking up with Tali, one roll in the hay with her and she's gonna get all kinds of infections and diseases.

In any case, the number one girl I wanted Shepard to get with would be the Justicar, too bad that won't be happening

. She'd be like the old lady off of Grandma's Boy, with all kinds of experiences. Except hot lol.

**Jin** · 02-05-2010, 10:42 AM

Regarding the Justicar:

SPOILER!!:

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In case you didn't know.

And as for Tali, she loads herself up with antibiotics and other stuff before getting it on with Shepherd. It's just a tease too because she takes off her helmet (actually, Shepherd does), but they pull Pulp Fiction on you and you never get to see her face.

Though some early concept art has her looking not so unhuman (but who knows about hair, or possibly lack thereof).

**Rocky** · 02-05-2010, 12:34 PM

Ah, nice info Jin. I did know about the Justicar stuff as I got done completing her loyalty mission yesterday but I didn't know that you can sleep with the daughter lol. I could see that being a bad idea for Shepard haha. And that whole Tali/Shepard scene would be pretty funny to watch, I might have to try for it next time.

idk though, I think the chickenfeet would be a dealbreaker though. =/

also, am I almost done with my first playthrough yet goddamnit?! 30 hours, level 21 Vanguard, insanity mode, all but the Geth character/loyalty mission done. I'm at the part where I need to aquire the IFF. Is this game gonna start to get actually hard on me now or what?

**Jin** · 02-05-2010, 01:11 PM

You're pretty close.

You can't actually sleep with the Asari daughter, though not for lack of her trying. That would have been an interesting ending to Shepherd's story. Kills a Reaper, stops the Collectors and dies of a brain hemorrhage because he couldn't keep his zipper up.

Edit: Actually, it turns out you can sleep with Morinth. It seems that it has to be after the game is finished (or at least that's how I saw it done). The video kind of cut off before I could be certain whether Shepard died from it or not, but it seemed like he was about to. I guess it was worth it?

**Sean** · 02-06-2010, 02:33 AM

Why are there two Mass Effect 2 threads? o.O:

Anyways, I got it on with Miranda with my male Shepherd, was debating Tali but, eh, whatever. I was just chasing an achievement.

**Tiffany** · 02-07-2010, 11:47 AM

Because this one is centric to the relationship aspect of ME2. I'm lazy and I didn't want to wade through the rest of the other gun/storyline stuff.

**Megatron0000** · 03-19-2010, 03:02 PM

I have done 2 playthroughs as male Shepherd and the first time i went with Tali in hopes of seeing her face.....wont spoil it. The second i went with Miranda and also got Kelly and Jack. Neither Kelly nor Jack count for the acheivment.

**Rocky** · 03-21-2010, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Megatron0000

I have done 2 playthroughs as male Shepherd and the first time i went with Tali in hopes of seeing her face.....wont spoil it. The second i went with Miranda and also got Kelly and Jack. Neither Kelly nor Jack count for the acheivment.

The kelly one doesnt count as the achievement, you are correct, but the Jack one does, you just did the one night stand with you and Jack. Later on in the game you'll see the real scene with you and jack, just be patient young grasshopper.