Best Video Game Quotes

[Taco-Calamitous]

Star Fox 64
-One of the bosses: "Cocky little freak!"
-Peppy: "Don't mess up that Arwing!" "Try a somnersault!" "DO A BARREL ROLL!! Press Z or R twice!"
-Fox: "I'll do my best! Andross won't have his way with me!"
-(I think) Wolf: "No way! I don't believe it!'

(Mostly they're awesome because of the voice actors... Pretty much any line is memorable.)

Warcraft III
Druid of the Claw: "Quit clicking on my bear ass!"
Demon Hunter: "Darkness called! ...but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star 69 Darkness... but his machine picked up. I yelled, 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!' ...but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls..."
Ogre: "So angry! So hungry..."
Dwarven Rifleman: "Where's me drink?! Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me!"

Warcraft II
Goblin Sappers: "We've got explosives! KABOOM!! Aww, it's beautiful..."
Dwarven Demolitian Squad: "I love blowin' things up! Bombs are great! Tilt one back with me, dog!"
Footman: "Make up your mind! ...are you still touching me? Don't you have a kingdom to run? I do have work to do...! '...join the army,' they said. 'See the world,' they said. I'd rather be sailing!"
Human Ship: "Stop rocking the boat... You're making me seasick... *BARF!!*"
Death Knight: "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you..."
Teron Gorefiend: "That doesn't hurt. You waste your time. ...stop that incessant clicking!"

In Oblivion, at the shrine to the random demon prince, all the people say really weird things. One-an argonian woman-talks about being turned into a dog, but getting better. "Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now." A Nord man talks about all the lovely children, and insinuating that he'd like to eat them. Another talks about "bugs! Bugs! Everywhere! Beautiful! Bugs!" He then complains that their leader doesn't like them. "Not even with mead." I can't remember the finer details, so I'm paraphrasing...

Fallout 3
Liberty Prime has his own soundboard, here.

Think that's enough for now. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Polk]

Fallout 3
Liberty Prime has his own soundboard, here.

This is the best thing ever.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand has a dedicated swearing button. The quotes are fantastic.

[loaf]

This is the best thing ever.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand has a dedicated swearing button. The quotes are fantastic.

Everything 50 Cent says is awesome.


My personal favorite is Ocelot in MGS1.

"I love to reload in battle."