Hey everyone! Zidane here, and I am here to present to you guys the Second edition of "Ask Zidane Anything"! In this column, I will be answering many of your questions that have been sent to me via mail. If your question has not been answered, fear not! It may be waiting in my pile of mail that I have yet to open, or those silly moogles gave the letter to the wrong mailing address once again. Anyways, here goes!

Dear Zidane,

How does Cloud keep his hair in such a consistent yet wild and spiky style all the time?

From, a Sector 7 Slum Citizen.

-Great question, Citizen! Honestly, until the debut of Final Fantasy Dissidia, I knew very little about Cloud himself, but now that he is my official tag team partner against the evil villains in the game, we have seem to have bonded quite well, and during the bonding process, I have asked that same question, and his response was, "I was a mischievous child, and I liked to stick a lot of different metal objects into the electrical sockets. However, one day, I stuck the tip of the miniature Buster Sword that had the lightning materia in it, and from then on, the hair, along with the moody attitude, became a trademark and stuck with me forever." Straight from the horse's mouth, kids!

Dear Zidane,

Hi, I'm a big fan of you being the lead character for an FF game and I hope to join you someday. Right now, I am having girl problems. You see, there is this one certain girl that works at the castle that I like, but she is currently my best friend's girlfriend. I would never try to disrupt their relationship, but I was under the control of an evil entity, and I kinda blurted out the whole thing in the process. I played it off as a disorder of the manipulation process, but I lost control of myself again to the same evil being and I betrayed the trust of all of my closest friends. So, is there any hope for me with this girl? Can I ever repair the damage I made with my best friend too?

Signed, an anonymous Dragoon.

-Hmm, I'm glad to have such a great fan like yourself, but I really do think there is little hope for you. I think the best thing for you to do is to help defeat the evil final boss with the help of your friends, and afterwards you should go into seclusion for the rest of your life. Best wishes sir!

Dear Zidane,

I seem to have lost my memory! The first thing I remembered is I woke up right next to a giant meteor, and I witnessed this boy and girl kill a few goblins and save my life. What would be the first step to get my memory back? Should I follow the kids, do they seem legit?

Thanks, a certain forgotten someone.

-Dear someone, this is a difficult question to answer. In my personal opinion, they did save your life, so you kind of owe it to them to hang out with them for awhile, but if your gut is giving you bad feelings, then take the boy's chocobo and get the hell out of there! And your first step to getting your memory back? I would suggest doing something crazy, dangerous, or downright suicidal, like getting an a bar fight, bringing your whole lifesavings to the casino, or possibly going into the cavern north of the meteor crashing site and infiltrating the secret pirate base and stealing their ship so you can sail around the world in an attempt to remember something. Be careful though, I hear that the captains like to cross-dress from time to time.




Well everyone, thank you for the letters! I will answer some more another day possibly, that is if I don't get canned from the newspaper. Until next time everyone! -Tenacious Z.