If anyone else on the staff with access would like to help, please do so. Just open the user's profile, click the edit icon next to their username, and then select "Delete User" from the dropbox in the admin panel. Much faster than searching each user individually. I've been at this for an hour and got about half of them done, but it's 3am and I have to be at work in a few hours. I'm going to bed.

(And by "would like to help" I mean "please ****ing do the rest of this together because holy ballsack")

Just be careful not to delete real people. They have posts. And a pulse.