- Must know each other.
I don't know you at all.

- Must mutually like each other.
I hate you already.

- Must not mind that I might betray you for a laugh.
Yeah, it happens. You should watch your back too buddy.

- Must like pizza.
Only if big and cheesy.

- Must equally dislike emo culture and their music, same with country music.
I dislike emo culture a lot more than their music which I also despise. Country music tends to be crap but some of the singers are hot.

- Must have a thick skin.
To test if my skin is thick I'd have to self harm and that ain't my thing.

- Must realize that I am the Emperor and as such are superior. (This does not include Silver, as much of a peasant he is.)
Yes indeed.

- Must not be stereotypical.
Good, good. I prefer to be 5.1surroundsoundtypical.

- Must have grammar of at least a high school senior.
oh i fink i can manag dat

- Must have some level of darkness that is not bent on being cliche or trendy.
Nope, I'm a friggin' saintly bastard.

So, am I in?
If so my transformers name will be Cheesius Maximum.