Kweh...

[Voltaire Adams]

Seriously...let's level here. I know I'm not the only one. Who hasen't thought about it and wished it were the case. But sadly...it's not. What am I talking about?

Chocobos.

WHY AREN'T THEY REAL????

Seriously, I know I'm not the only one that feels this way. I dream about it. Screw horses. They have had their times. I want there to be farms I can visit where they raise those beautiful birds. I want to go down to the local chocobo races and blow all my money betting on the red breed. I want to drive my car down the road and look out across a feild and see not a deer running out there, but a chocobo. Although, I do NOT want to be driving at night and hit one with my car. But I wouldn't because they would be more smart then deer.

And it's not like I'm wishing that a mythical creature were real, like um...like a cerberus. There is no reason that a chocobo can't be real other then the fact they are not.

If I somehow got three wishes...the first would be for chocobos to be real.




Then I would want moogles.

[Fate]

Pfft, giant birds that can fly and rain a flaming rock down from the sky randomly? Hells, yeah! Who needs horses? 8D

But supposedly they smell horrible? x3

[GypsyElder]

Pfft, giant birds that can fly and rain a flaming rock down from the sky randomly? Hells, yeah! Who needs horses? 8D

But supposedly they smell horrible? x3

Pfft. Who needs cars? every time I'd go somewhere I would tie it to a post, no one would f*ck with me all I would need is a sword, Chocobo + sword = Chocobo Knight.

I probably smell worse than the Chocobo does.

[Fate]

Pfft. Who needs cars? every time I'd go somewhere I would tie it to a post, no one would f*ck with me all I would need is a sword, Chocobo + sword = Chocobo Knight.

I probably smell worse than the Chocobo does.

And pfft, who needs airplanes, even, for that matter? At least with a chocobo you don't have an engine you have to worry about, and you can make stops anywhere you want (with a forest? xD). Yeah, free flying. 8D

Not with perfume. <3 xD

[GypsyElder]

Not with perfume. <3 xD

Oh yeah! <33333333


no more smelly for me








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[Rhaps]

Chocobos would eliminate all need for other transportation, depending on the breed lol
You're right, Chocobos ARE superior! We need to work on genetically modifying some chickens and make Chocobos.
Plus, they're so damn adorable it's almost sickening X3
wark wark

[Voltaire Adams]

I haden't really thought of the FFT versions magical powers...

Nor did I think of the fact that some fly, or go over rivers.

Now...I'm even more excited!

[Rhaps]

Yes, like in FFVII Certain breeds can climb mountains in seconds, cross an ocean, cross a river, jump gaps, etc.
Chocobos are AMAZING

[Voltaire Adams]

The goverment is going to regulate all of this though..

[winterborn86]

I would LOVE a chocobo, stuff putting petrol in the car, I would fly lol.
They would be rather environmentally friendly, no toxic fumes.

[Dodie16]

I actually would want a moogle before I would want a chocobo, but I still would like one. As for the smell, apparently if you feed them the right greens the smell isn't as bad.

I'm surprised no one has come along and said anything about a Kentucky Fried Chocobo or anything of that nature.

[Rhaps]

I actually would want a moogle before I would want a chocobo, but I still would like one. As for the smell, apparently if you feed them the right greens the smell isn't as bad.

I'm surprised no one has come along and said anything about a Kentucky Fried Chocobo or anything of that nature.

Don't forget, if you pay an extra 2.50 you get a bucket of Moogle Pom Pom's to go with it!

[Voltaire Adams]

Chocobos would make me go vegetarian. You heathens! (Yes, I know the VGCats comic. Ketucky Firaga Chocobos)

actually no, I take that back. I'll still eat cows, chickens, turkey, people, pigs, squirells, and deer.

[Toxo]

Awww, I've always been a huge bird-fanatic and I was even thinking of getting myself two parrots, but that probably won't happen until I live alone and have enough money.

A chocobo, a very own chocobo to ride on and to race with and fly with and...This goes beyound my comprehension!

x'''D But yeah, too bad they aren't real.