Seriously...let's level here. I know I'm not the only one. Who hasen't thought about it and wished it were the case. But sadly...it's not. What am I talking about?

Chocobos.

WHY AREN'T THEY REAL????

Seriously, I know I'm not the only one that feels this way. I dream about it. Screw horses. They have had their times. I want there to be farms I can visit where they raise those beautiful birds. I want to go down to the local chocobo races and blow all my money betting on the red breed. I want to drive my car down the road and look out across a feild and see not a deer running out there, but a chocobo. Although, I do NOT want to be driving at night and hit one with my car. But I wouldn't because they would be more smart then deer.

And it's not like I'm wishing that a mythical creature were real, like um...like a cerberus. There is no reason that a chocobo can't be real other then the fact they are not.

If I somehow got three wishes...the first would be for chocobos to be real.




Then I would want moogles.