Which FF character would you want to kick you in the nuts?

[iamagod]

If you had to choose only one, who would you pick and why?

[IcyJJ]

Without the new way that the kids are saying it, I find the Vanille is the one I like the best. I was one of those people who grew up loving Aeris, but after I got married, I began to compare the characters to my wife. Vanille and my wife share a cuteness factor that I cannot overlook.

[Phoenix Rising]

Yuffie, reason:

[+ Revenant +]

Yuna or Selphie. Yuna would be the most gentle, and Selphie would probably slip and fall down.

And I had to look at that title for a minute. At first I thought it meant which FF character WE wanted to kick in the nuts. In that case I would probably pick Seymour for trying to drag the whole world down into his megalomaniacal momma's-boy fantasies. And Vinzer Deling, just for his character being so utterly pointless.

[CrazedMonkey]

Not exactly the greatest list to choose from. Just because, I'm gonna say Cloud Strife. That little emo punk made me want to hurl him off of Shinra tower throughout the entire game.

[Kyrel]

Definitely not Selphie.

[Lacquer Head]

Well this is certainly a masochistic choice of activities. But, my interpretation of the idea is that the one kicking me in the genitalia is the one I want to dislike me the most. My choice would most likely be Yuna, she annoys the hell out of me for many reasons.