*Bartz to Sephiroth.

"That is one loooong sword..."

Me: No shit Sherlock!

*Jecht to Squall

"If you're a lion, then what the heck am I?!"

Me: ROFL!

*Seph to WoL

"I'll rob you of your light forever"

Me: I'm a Seph fan, and even I am forced to acknowledge the obvious inuendo in here. IT CAN NEVER BE UN-THOUGHT!!

*Seph to Firion

"The Rose wilts."

Me: With three words, you just destroyed his hopes and dreams... I knew there was a reason I liked you :')

*Seph to Bartz

"Can you mimic my strength?"

Me: *resisting laughter, but not doing well* No. Just no.

*Seph to Tidus

"I'll make you frown."

Me: Never... since Garland once threatened to knock me down have I been so frightened. Seriously, even a Seph fan has to admit that was pretty lame XD

*Seph to Exdeath

"Only I can ruin everything..."

Me: When I've personally witnessed you wipe out half a Solar System with one shot, I don't doubt it o.O

*Seph to Seph

"There's only room for one..."

Me: ( to the CPU Seph) And it sure as hell ain't you, bitch!

*Seph to Cloud (story)

"I knew you'd come... you always do as you're told, don't you?"

Me: Puppet got owned again!

*Seph to Cloud (story)

"Every time you gaze upon it, remember... you were only able to obtain it with my guidance. And I will continue to pull your strings."

Me: Now THAT is a beastly villain. Even after winning, I still feel like I've been owned.