Two of my favorite come from FF IX.
This first one made me laugh out loud, it's in Dali when Zidane examines the bookshelf:
*For your reading pleasure*
How to Save One Million Gil
Earn Money the Easy Way
Makin' Crazy Money! Vol. 2
Zidane: "These books suck."
Lol, the second is from when you are looking for the potions in Lindblum and the Alexandria attack. In the Business District there is a man standing at the bottom of a ladder just outside the Aircab station. If you as him about the potions he responds by saying:
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker. Ask somebody else."
Good stuff.
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