Yes we know that kraut Uwe Boll. He is the man who's mad movie adaptions of video games such as farcry, alone in the dark, house of the dead and so on. butl ets brainstorm here. let's think of one of the games you hold dear and close to your heart, and talk about how Uwe Boll would rape that franchise by making a movie about it.

Left 4 dead

He would make it so the zombies were not actually bioengineered or anything. but they would be brought back from the dead by australian voodoo.

the 4 survivors that we know and love will be altered brutally. Louis will be a stereotypical african american talking in slang, Bill will not be a vietnam war vet but a paranoid old man who lived in a bomb shelter writing graffiti on the walls of every place he stayed for safety. Francis will be leader of some convoy driving through the deserts of northern Quebec And Zoey will be a stripper who wanted to become a comediean.

Our favorite special infected will have turned out to be mass produced by the russian government and will have broken loose from an underground secret facility to cause terror all across the world.

The areas that we love so much in the game will not even be mentioned. He'll just have the survivors just running through the exact same city not to be picked up by rescue, No. but to be saved by Zoey's brother. Did I mention that Zoey will have a brother and have turned into a tank by the russians that kidnapped him when they were teenagers? No? well did I also mention that Zoey will recognize him even though it's been like ten years since they saw each other? No? oh well. It's not like Uwe boll would answer these questions anyway.



And thats how I think Uwe Boll would butt**** left 4 dead. write how you think he'll ruin one of your favorite games if you want.

P.S. you don't have to be as detailed as I was.

Hydrall out!