Har har. XD
But yeah, he's right. Someone might, but I doubt it. I've told Tifa/Loco, before. They didn't care either way. Heck, Tifa suggested Thailand. >>;
Originally Posted by Korova
I know, but someone might, you can't speak for everyone. =P
Har har. XD
But yeah, he's right. Someone might, but I doubt it. I've told Tifa/Loco, before. They didn't care either way. Heck, Tifa suggested Thailand. >>;
It's true. Thailand is the land of Manwomen! Guys the become girls to become hookers for the White man! Whooooooo
So unless you're thinkin bout cutting off your ding dong, playing dress up is the way to go I suppose.
Haha. That's pretty ironic. xD
Considering I pretty much wanna be a writer/webcam girl/escort. >.>;
Haha. XD Although I'll most likely not even do the third option. Just the first two.
You'd better be a feminine looking guy, or you'd be one ugly girl... >.> I've seen some crossdressers and they were uh.. scary to say the least.![]()
HAHA... i apologize.. maybe i'm just buzzed but i read "writer/webcam girl/escort" as writer/webcam girl/girl scout
i had to read it twice...
Girl scouts are hot, but only when they're legal.
I'm not a pedo.
I'm not a pedo.
I'm not a pedo.
I figure if I tell myself enough times, it'll come true.
I can't help if it my girlfriend is smaller than most middle school kids.
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Haha. Girl Scout. I'd be one naughty girl scout. >.>;
But anyway. Yes, I'm somewhat feminine. I've been told by a lesbian friend that I have a feminine face structure. I look a lot like my mom, what does that tell you? Lol.
Your mom's a dude? =P lol iono.. shiet..
Loco is into the Lolita type? Interesting..
Lol. I'm just too lazy to shave. I might shave this weekend, who knows.
But just because I'm too lazy to shave, doesn't mean I don't have feminine features. o.O;
She's 5'2" and 101 lbs. That's beyond lolita. >_>Originally Posted by Keisuke Takahashi
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OMG where has this chat gone too...
lococolt, did you just admit to being a pedophile????!?? you said "if i keep telling myself than maybe it won't be true" O.O
tif, play nice little girl.. wait you guys have met in real life?
dude I can't even grow a beard and i'm a few years shy of 30
Woah. I missed a lot. Wow.
I don't know what's more shocking. This thread, or Korova's Voltron fetish.
Loco, do I know your girlfriend from here? (Hint.) I don't keep up on this stuff!
I don't believe they've met. There's a picture thread in General Chat though.
Last edited by SOLDIER #819; 04-10-2007 at 10:59 PM.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
lol wtf.. everyone's reaction is so random.. lol..
My beard sucks.. -_- I can't grow a goatee.. but I can get a pervert stash.. -_- Beards FTL dude.. freal..
No. I'm not really a pedo. I just feel like one sometimes. My girlfriend is actually 21 and very much not a child. She's just ridiculously tiny.Originally Posted by Korova
No. You don't know her from here. In fact, she's *GASP* not even a gamer!Originally Posted by SOLDIER #819
She plays Tetris, but that's about the extent of it. She's more into board games and cards and such. She wants me to get her into gaming just so she can share my passion though.
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lmao Heero...
yeah some girls are very petite.. my older sister weights like 90 pounds.
no she's not asian either.
Nope, but that'd be pretty nifty if she was.
She's Irish, actually, but without the red hair.
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I'm odd with beards...I can grow the beard, but not the mustache. It just looks odd. I really wish I didn't have to shave though (but I don't want to grow a beard). It hurts so much.
Wow, that's interesting. What do you two have in common, or do together, or stuff? NOT THAT.Originally Posted by LocoColt04
Use your mad hook-ups and get her a DS and Wii.
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Guys, you're dashing Heero's dreams. He is on lookout, trying to steal all your ladies.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
Get an electric shaver S.
What? Iono.. I've yet to see a small lolita type White girl, that's not younger than 13. that's all I'm saying.. =P
My girlfriend doesn't game at all... not even mario party.. she just doesn't get it and does horribly if she even tries... but thats cool... its probably best that way...
I dated a gamer once and she was nuts, i couldn't play a game without her telling me where to go next... i'm good with non-gamers thank you very much.
Haha. Yeah. I hate shaving too. I hate beards/stashes. I wish I didn't have facial hair. -_-;
...Or body hair either, for that matter. Obviously.
That's what I have now actually. Because I don't have shave often enough I end up using the "precision trimmer" to cut away most of my hair, then use the actual shaver to get the rest. If I don't do it that way, it starts plucking hairs out. None of this would happen if I wasn't a lazy bastard and just shaved often though. =POriginally Posted by Keisuke Takahashi
Originally Posted by Andromeda
dude i'm telling you body hair sucks... i want it all removed.... except for my head..... arm pit hair is the worst.. i know a few very manly guys that shive their pits..
...!Originally Posted by Korova
I have enough irritation with my face. Dear God that'd suck.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
Actually, I was thinking of getting her a DS at some point. The system has a lot of excellent puzzle games and that kind of stuff which I know she'd love. Then she can kick my ass at Tetris just like my mom does.Originally Posted by SOLDIER #819
I hear that a lot, actually. That's why I'm content with her non-gamerness.Originally Posted by Korova
...oh, and quit ragging on the facial hair. I happen to like mine.
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Haha. I don't have irritation. And yes. Body hair sucks.
I think I remember hearing laser hair surgery is like 5,000$. So um.. yes.. just save up that much money somehow, and get it done.. -nods-.
Yeah, I suck at puzzles games myself. I love them, but I suck. Maybe one day we can all get Puzzle Quest or something and go online (if it can do that).Originally Posted by LocoColt04
And it can't. Bah. There are other ones out there though...
Originally Posted by Andromeda
you heard about the guy who got his girlfriend hooked on WoW so they could play together? Then she got addicted and spent more time than him and got better than him and got jealous and ruined their relationship...
true story.. or maybe not.. maybe i read it in a comic.. .who knows anymore...
ANYWAYS...
dude laser surgery sucks... they don't get it all the first time and you have to keep going back.. and its not painless either... ugh...
i use an electric shaver... i've NEVER tried a real shaver.. i'm afraid of it..
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