Sooo.....

[Arus Kim]

What say you, my fellow evil fiends, that we finally do something silly and wreck havoc and serve our evil purpose in this forum of TFF? ...and maybe to our dear neighbour SOLDIER too? May I take suggestions? May I tipee SOLDIER's tree house and put special ingredients just for them in their 'gift' pies? Or provoke them with photo manipulated pies on the boobies of their members?

Or maybe I can their hot men at night?


...pretty please? ....so I may spare S and the rest of you?


I say, WHAT SAY YOU?!!!



*cough* I'm sorry, I just ate five bars of Coffee Crisp today. -_-;; ...and two Aeros.

[Sean]

I say we take a page out of the book of Van Wilder and find a dog that needs some sweet tender loving...

And send the byproduct of that sweet tender loving to SOLDIER in a pie.

[Incognitus]

What say you, my fellow evil fiends, that we finally do something silly and wreck havoc and serve our evil purpose in this forum of TFF?

I've been preaching that for a month, and everyone chimes in with a resounding "Yeah!! Damn right!!" and then disappears off the face of the planet for another month. I wish the members had more of an adhesive bond to the EBG, but I know that this time of year is the busiest time of year for students like myself. We need strong ties. We should do something internal first, and build on that bond, and then do something with SOLDIER later. Ultimate evilness is the strongest bond... well, second to Sean Connery.

...and maybe to our dear neighbour SOLDIER too? May I take suggestions? May I tipee SOLDIER's tree house and put special ingredients just for them in their 'gift' pies? Or provoke them with photo manipulated pies on the boobies of their members?

Or maybe I can their hot men at night?

Taunting them with photo-manipulated pictures of pies on boobies will be easy, if you have access to their pictures. And is it really a taunt? Is it worthy of being called a taunt? Shouldn't it be called a 'free sample,' in the spirit of the evil, kiosk-operating old ladies in the grocery stores?

Evil grandma: "Free sample? I'll give you a free sample!! Mwahaha!! And all I have left is lemon marang!!"

Otherwise, it would be futile.

Humping their hot men at night is only evil if they end up losing their head aftewards, like what a Praying Mantis does or something. Sex, gratification, then decapitation.

...pretty please? ....so I may spare S and the rest of you?

I say, WHAT SAY YOU?!!!

*cough* I'm sorry, I just ate five bars of Coffee Crisp today. -_-;; ...and two Aeros.

I say, "'You say what,' you say?" and then say "Oooooouaaaaahhh! Have a ba-naaaa-na!!"

[Quistis]

why dont we challenge soldier to an RPB and then make silly nonsensical posts. or we can let arus seduce them in the RPB while we steal all their pies....or we challenge them except Arus while she makes her evil pies and sneak into their base and then we pretend to lose the RPB and then when SOLDIER comes home they'll eat Arus's pies and die. That makes us the winner....

[Incognitus]

A winner is us.

[SOLDIER #819]

If we were to spark a war with SOLDIER, we'd have to be sneaky in its initiation. Meaning, we should doctor a picture of a pie in some villainous comedic fashion, address it to SOLDIER, and post it in our public forum. Then we just wait for their own men to spread the word...

But before doing all this, we need ideas! Ideas, ideas!

And we need to post more. MAKE TOPICS. POST.

[Sarah]

We should dance the angry dance of war at them. Wait... no.

I should put late fees they didn't make on all of their blockbuster accounts. What?! I didn't say anything.

I dunno. I don't quite have ideas... but I'm around... waiting for a good one.

[True Omega]

I say that we trap them in the most alluring and deadly of traps concieved by modern man.

The common "reality show"

But instead of trapping them on a desert island or switch their families on them, I say we film a real reality show! I got this idea from a film project someone did in one of my Humanities classes, people sit around talking stiltilly and accomplishing nothing! Minutes go by like hours! Watch in banality waiting to see who gets voted off the porch and come back in 5 minutes with a sack of White-Castle burgers! Watch as they answer devastatingly hard trivia like, "Who was that guy, the guy in that movie with the thing? You know, he has the hair, and those eyes?"

The winner of "The Real Real Real World" doesn't win any money directly from his or her victory, rather they get to be a celebrity for no real reason, and come back on the "Real Real Real World's" christmas special, where they sit on a porch in Wisconsin for the chance to win a trip to the ER for frostbite treatment!

Or we can have an Alternate-Reality Show, where Babies are taught that 2+2 equals 12.7635 and that Hitler is the capital of South Dakota.

I don't know how SOLDIER factors into that last idea, but I don't really care either.

[Kou]

Maybe we could invite them to a gathering but only supply enough food for half of them so then they must fight eachother for food or they will starve....that way half of soldier are gone in what will be a very long and hungry battle?

Really i dont know