Secret Mission A: This is batshit insane! It's perfect!

[SOLDIER #819]

I've formulated our first assignment as EBG.

I am going to need a team of crack commandos who are not afraid to get their hands a little [and only a little (see: not warnable)] dirty and put forth just a teensy bit of effort. We will strike like a tiger and sting like a wasp because we we're too rad to die after just one sting. It will be fraught with peril, but I know you guys are up to it. The more that are willing, the better!

Report in to sign away your lives! Do not corrupt our good (??) name with an lethargy! Details will be given after! GOGOGOGOGO

Also the one who rises above and beyond the call and performs their duty with utmost awesomeness will receive the title Honorary Evil Badass of the Month* and a prize*.

*actual name, period of time, and gift subject to change pending discussion