Have you exploded recently?

[Taco-Calamitous]

In the past month, have you spontaneously combusted for little to no reason? And if so, did you survive? How did it feel to explode? Was it exhilarating, or dreadfully painful? Would you recommend it to your loved ones?

I've always been curious about this phenomenom. I've always wondered how the process would go, and what the best method might be to piece myself back together afterwards. I would think a little duct tape and super glue would work wonders, though I've never experienced it myself. In any case, happy bursting into a million pieces in one fateful moment, people! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Sarah]

I'm pretty sure it's caused by holding in your farts. I saw it happen once.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Oh, thanks for divulging that bit of information! Not that that was ever a threat for me... If I need to, I will make the air toxic for myself and everyone around me, from time to time (last night was pretty bad because I was drinking.) Isn't this fun to talk about? You could hang out with me sometime and find out first hand Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom