Where does the time go? Where does Sundance go?

It has been nearly five years since I've wished you a happy birthday. You are clearly, by approximation, five (~5) years the wiser, so to celebrate this momentous occasion I wish to extend my congratulations to you on a day that probably has little or no significance with a post that equals this day's significance to you, good sir! And if that makes no sense, that's okay! You're you! Tautology, too!

This is NOT your birthday, Sundance! Don't even try to pretend that it is! This is just a random thread to see if you still exist out there in the interwebs.

Random.

(note: if you are not named Sundance, you can also wish him a happy unbirthday)