In the past month, have you spontaneously combusted for little to no reason? And if so, did you survive? How did it feel to explode? Was it exhilarating, or dreadfully painful? Would you recommend it to your loved ones?

I've always been curious about this phenomenom. I've always wondered how the process would go, and what the best method might be to piece myself back together afterwards. I would think a little duct tape and super glue would work wonders, though I've never experienced it myself. In any case, happy bursting into a million pieces in one fateful moment, people! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom