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    wtf agenda: OOC

    As per the conditions relating to the birth of this concept i place upon it the sanders seal of approval for utter insanity.

    This is primarily a thread between me and a friend of mine, but if you really feel like joining in or comenting on it then go for it.

    Firstly then, the wtf agenda has no story, setting, seriousness, or rules (ok that may be a lie but it's a bit touch and go right now so we'll probably create rules on the spot..... Rule 1: there will be more rules) It will exist as a series of disconected, recurring rambles and probably very little else

    ...

    ya know when you cut out any kind of world building the post becomes very short doesn't it

    hmm...

    Anyway, as in all RP's you will need to create a character, or many, there's not exactly a limit, however in following with rule 2: character creation will be needlessly complicated. see the character sheet below.


    Name:
    Age:
    Gender:
    height:
    Weight:
    Weight they own up to:
    Weight they'd like to be:
    blood type:
    Average blood alchol level:
    Sodium intake per meal:
    Rice consumption by kilo per year:
    eye colour:
    Hair colour:
    Decomposition state of dead relatives:
    Cat hatred level:

    (not yet finnished)


    Read some of my stuff here
    http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...-snippets.html

    The Gargoyle
    SPOILER!!:

    The gargoyle sits, solemnly, alone
    That silent man of stone
    Here, for his deeds he must atone

    Beaten eyes stare blankly
    Withered arms curved and wrinkly
    Bat-like wings spread fully

    For once he was a man deceitful
    His soul decored in black so hateful
    From his despair grew pain most vengeful

    With his death he was deserted
    Left condemned and desecrated
    Bound to form most understated

    And now he is but a statue made of stone
    Sitting all alone

    Star Gaze
    SPOILER!!:
    High in the sky, blinking down on us
    We all watch the stars
    Believing, as we do
    That friends and lovers long since moved away are staring upwards too
    Remembering us as we remember them
    Smiling in the light of an unatainable star
    And even if the star was snuffed out at that very moment
    We would never know
    We just keep smiling
    And believe the star is true

    My TFF Family
    (is laughably small because 'loner' turned out to be fairly accurate)
    Unknown-Entity - loner-kid's hilarious 'friend'
    Raider - my ginger brother

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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    Name: Till Lasetski
    Age: 700800 minutes
    Gender: Male (except for thursdays)
    height:5" 9 without shoes, 6" 1 with shoes
    Weight: 243 Newtons
    Weight they own up to: 73Kg
    Weight they'd like to be: 120,000 gramms
    blood type: O+ or O- depending on the time of day
    Average blood alchol level: 37% proof
    Sodium intake per meal: 0.5 Kg
    Rice consumption by kilo per year: N/A is allergic to rice due to being european
    eye colour: usually red or purple can fluctuate
    Hair colour: reflective of mood, blue for carm, red for angry etc
    Decomposition state of dead relatives: majority of flesh and negetive cavities
    Cat hatred level: similar to that of Imhotep
    Favourite Limb: left leg
    one rule and one rule only


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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    Rule 3: every new character sheet must contain an additional field

    Name: subject 3124829 'lemon'
    Age: 3 minutes
    Gender: male... probably
    height: 5" 6
    Weight: 226 newtons
    Weight they own up to: 70kg
    Weight they'd like to be: 110,000 grams
    blood type: G+*$
    Average blood alchol level: -74%
    Sodium intake per meal: 0.3
    Rice consumption by kilo per year: 700321 (3 minutes can really mess up a yearly average)
    eye colour: amber
    Hair colour:black
    Decomposition state of dead relatives: peachy
    Cat hatred level: ignorance
    Favourite limb: tail
    origin: F**ked up cloning experiment


    Read some of my stuff here
    http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...-snippets.html

    The Gargoyle
    SPOILER!!:

    The gargoyle sits, solemnly, alone
    That silent man of stone
    Here, for his deeds he must atone

    Beaten eyes stare blankly
    Withered arms curved and wrinkly
    Bat-like wings spread fully

    For once he was a man deceitful
    His soul decored in black so hateful
    From his despair grew pain most vengeful

    With his death he was deserted
    Left condemned and desecrated
    Bound to form most understated

    And now he is but a statue made of stone
    Sitting all alone

    Star Gaze
    SPOILER!!:
    High in the sky, blinking down on us
    We all watch the stars
    Believing, as we do
    That friends and lovers long since moved away are staring upwards too
    Remembering us as we remember them
    Smiling in the light of an unatainable star
    And even if the star was snuffed out at that very moment
    We would never know
    We just keep smiling
    And believe the star is true

    My TFF Family
    (is laughably small because 'loner' turned out to be fairly accurate)
    Unknown-Entity - loner-kid's hilarious 'friend'
    Raider - my ginger brother

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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    T'was not specified eearlier but as I and Loner Kid know each other directly we have conversed in length and decided that two is better than one and we are going to create a double team of characters each before we begin to start playing for real. This is mostly due to the plot line we shall implement, more details to follow, thankyou for understanding and have a nice day.

    Name: Derren Poole
    Age: 29 years of age
    Gender: male
    height: 6" 4
    Weight: 325 newtons with weapons, 120 without.
    Weight they own up to: 123Kg
    Weight they'd like to be: 123,000 grams
    blood type: Advanced nano-technology causing seeming invincibility and accelerated healing.
    Average blood alchol level: 234829% (some genius decided to use alcohol as fuel for the nano bots)
    Sodium intake per meal: 8g
    Rice consumption by kilo per year: 900kg I like sweet and sour!!
    eye colour: steely blue
    Hair colour: black with grey streaks due to complications with healing
    Decomposition state of dead relatives: erm... I'd rather not find out thanks
    Cat hatred level: well my brutality has been called art before =)
    Favourite limb: Head
    origin: direct rip off for comedic and referencial purposes
    Weapon(s) of choice: dual pistols, three katana blades and a cubic but load of grenades
    one rule and one rule only


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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    Name: Subject 2987438 'lime'
    Age: 8 days
    Gender: female
    height: 4" 9
    Weight: do you seriously think she's gonna tell you?
    Weight they own up to: 45kg
    Weight they'd like to be: 44,000 grams
    blood type: O-
    Average blood alchol level: 0
    Sodium intake per meal: 0.3
    Rice consumption by kilo per year: 0
    eye colour: dark red
    Hair colour: light green
    Decomposition state of dead relatives: unknown
    Cat hatred level: negative
    Favourite limb: shoulders
    origin: Compotent cloning experiment
    Weapon(s) of choice: whatever looks like it'll do the most damage
    World: the land of ice and science

    Rule 4: everyone starts somewhere, so pick a world and keep jogging

    As rule 4 suggests the rp will involve a lot of world hopping, and the why will never be as important as what we can get away with.
    Last edited by loner-kid; 06-10-2010 at 11:28 AM.


    Read some of my stuff here
    http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...-snippets.html

    The Gargoyle
    SPOILER!!:

    The gargoyle sits, solemnly, alone
    That silent man of stone
    Here, for his deeds he must atone

    Beaten eyes stare blankly
    Withered arms curved and wrinkly
    Bat-like wings spread fully

    For once he was a man deceitful
    His soul decored in black so hateful
    From his despair grew pain most vengeful

    With his death he was deserted
    Left condemned and desecrated
    Bound to form most understated

    And now he is but a statue made of stone
    Sitting all alone

    Star Gaze
    SPOILER!!:
    High in the sky, blinking down on us
    We all watch the stars
    Believing, as we do
    That friends and lovers long since moved away are staring upwards too
    Remembering us as we remember them
    Smiling in the light of an unatainable star
    And even if the star was snuffed out at that very moment
    We would never know
    We just keep smiling
    And believe the star is true

    My TFF Family
    (is laughably small because 'loner' turned out to be fairly accurate)
    Unknown-Entity - loner-kid's hilarious 'friend'
    Raider - my ginger brother

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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    As an answer to the world placement statement Till shall be in the world of adventure and sandwiches and Derren shall be in the world of cheap booze and questionable morals (Holland). In all seriousness they shall be upon a alternate reality version of planet earth, just with hover cars and space elevators because they are so freaking cool =)
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    Re: wtf agenda: OOC

    heh, yeah. I'll probably try to get some work done on the first proper rp post if i get some time between exams. Regardless, we wont be seeing much of my world, they move on out pretty quickly


    Read some of my stuff here
    http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...-snippets.html

    The Gargoyle
    SPOILER!!:

    The gargoyle sits, solemnly, alone
    That silent man of stone
    Here, for his deeds he must atone

    Beaten eyes stare blankly
    Withered arms curved and wrinkly
    Bat-like wings spread fully

    For once he was a man deceitful
    His soul decored in black so hateful
    From his despair grew pain most vengeful

    With his death he was deserted
    Left condemned and desecrated
    Bound to form most understated

    And now he is but a statue made of stone
    Sitting all alone

    Star Gaze
    SPOILER!!:
    High in the sky, blinking down on us
    We all watch the stars
    Believing, as we do
    That friends and lovers long since moved away are staring upwards too
    Remembering us as we remember them
    Smiling in the light of an unatainable star
    And even if the star was snuffed out at that very moment
    We would never know
    We just keep smiling
    And believe the star is true

    My TFF Family
    (is laughably small because 'loner' turned out to be fairly accurate)
    Unknown-Entity - loner-kid's hilarious 'friend'
    Raider - my ginger brother

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