wtf agenda: OOC

[loner-kid]

As per the conditions relating to the birth of this concept i place upon it the sanders seal of approval for utter insanity.

This is primarily a thread between me and a friend of mine, but if you really feel like joining in or comenting on it then go for it.

Firstly then, the wtf agenda has no story, setting, seriousness, or rules (ok that may be a lie but it's a bit touch and go right now so we'll probably create rules on the spot..... Rule 1: there will be more rules) It will exist as a series of disconected, recurring rambles and probably very little else

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ya know when you cut out any kind of world building the post becomes very short doesn't it

hmm...

Anyway, as in all RP's you will need to create a character, or many, there's not exactly a limit, however in following with rule 2: character creation will be needlessly complicated. see the character sheet below.


Name:
Age:
Gender:
height:
Weight:
Weight they own up to:
Weight they'd like to be:
blood type:
Average blood alchol level:
Sodium intake per meal:
Rice consumption by kilo per year:
eye colour:
Hair colour:
Decomposition state of dead relatives:
Cat hatred level:

(not yet finnished)

[DJSanders23]

Name: Till Lasetski
Age: 700800 minutes
Gender: Male (except for thursdays)
height:5" 9 without shoes, 6" 1 with shoes
Weight: 243 Newtons
Weight they own up to: 73Kg
Weight they'd like to be: 120,000 gramms
blood type: O+ or O- depending on the time of day
Average blood alchol level: 37% proof
Sodium intake per meal: 0.5 Kg
Rice consumption by kilo per year: N/A is allergic to rice due to being european
eye colour: usually red or purple can fluctuate
Hair colour: reflective of mood, blue for carm, red for angry etc
Decomposition state of dead relatives: majority of flesh and negetive cavities
Cat hatred level: similar to that of Imhotep
Favourite Limb: left leg

[loner-kid]

Rule 3: every new character sheet must contain an additional field

Name: subject 3124829 'lemon'
Age: 3 minutes
Gender: male... probably
height: 5" 6
Weight: 226 newtons
Weight they own up to: 70kg
Weight they'd like to be: 110,000 grams
blood type: G+*$
Average blood alchol level: -74%
Sodium intake per meal: 0.3
Rice consumption by kilo per year: 700321 (3 minutes can really mess up a yearly average)
eye colour: amber
Hair colour:black
Decomposition state of dead relatives: peachy
Cat hatred level: ignorance
Favourite limb: tail
origin: F**ked up cloning experiment

[DJSanders23]

T'was not specified eearlier but as I and Loner Kid know each other directly we have conversed in length and decided that two is better than one and we are going to create a double team of characters each before we begin to start playing for real. This is mostly due to the plot line we shall implement, more details to follow, thankyou for understanding and have a nice day.

Name: Derren Poole
Age: 29 years of age
Gender: male
height: 6" 4
Weight: 325 newtons with weapons, 120 without.
Weight they own up to: 123Kg
Weight they'd like to be: 123,000 grams
blood type: Advanced nano-technology causing seeming invincibility and accelerated healing.
Average blood alchol level: 234829% (some genius decided to use alcohol as fuel for the nano bots)
Sodium intake per meal: 8g
Rice consumption by kilo per year: 900kg I like sweet and sour!!
eye colour: steely blue
Hair colour: black with grey streaks due to complications with healing
Decomposition state of dead relatives: erm... I'd rather not find out thanks
Cat hatred level: well my brutality has been called art before =)
Favourite limb: Head
origin: direct rip off for comedic and referencial purposes
Weapon(s) of choice: dual pistols, three katana blades and a cubic but load of grenades

[loner-kid]

Name: Subject 2987438 'lime'
Age: 8 days
Gender: female
height: 4" 9
Weight: do you seriously think she's gonna tell you?
Weight they own up to: 45kg
Weight they'd like to be: 44,000 grams
blood type: O-
Average blood alchol level: 0
Sodium intake per meal: 0.3
Rice consumption by kilo per year: 0
eye colour: dark red
Hair colour: light green
Decomposition state of dead relatives: unknown
Cat hatred level: negative
Favourite limb: shoulders
origin: Compotent cloning experiment
Weapon(s) of choice: whatever looks like it'll do the most damage
World: the land of ice and science

Rule 4: everyone starts somewhere, so pick a world and keep jogging

As rule 4 suggests the rp will involve a lot of world hopping, and the why will never be as important as what we can get away with.

[DJSanders23]

As an answer to the world placement statement Till shall be in the world of adventure and sandwiches and Derren shall be in the world of cheap booze and questionable morals (Holland). In all seriousness they shall be upon a alternate reality version of planet earth, just with hover cars and space elevators because they are so freaking cool =)

[loner-kid]

heh, yeah. I'll probably try to get some work done on the first proper rp post if i get some time between exams. Regardless, we wont be seeing much of my world, they move on out pretty quickly