Its strange. The last "show" I went to was less than a month ago, but I cant remember much of it. But the last major band concert I went to was over a year ago, and I remember it by heart.
It was the Hives, one of my favorite bands. It was supposed to be me, my best friend Jeremy, his girlfriend Leah, and mutual friend Robyn. Robyn has big breasts and puts out, so it was supposed to be a double date. Anyway, last minute Robyn has to pull out, so were stuck with an extra ticket. We end up taking Leah's sister, Kelly, and my life begins.
About an hour drive to Orlando, to the House of Blues. Just listen to bad music and make jokes. Really boring. Jeremy makes us get there super early so we dont have to wait in line, but nonetheless, there is a line. We wait and wait, and finally get in. Jeremy starts to realize that I have the hots for Kelly and kind of goes his own direction with Leah. I was in my awkward phase still, so its hard to talk to Kelly.
First Band - Hell If I Know ska band. They were ska - AKA, nothing special. The crowd was a bunch of indie kids, so it did not go over well at all. After they played, we all bought Hives t-shirts and drank $5 cups of soda. ****ing concerts.
Second Band - The Rogers Sisters. Not that good on record, not that talented, but amazing live. Really good energy and fun to sing along too.
After they played, everyone ran up to the front and took the best places for the Hives. Jeremy and Leah kind of went to their corner, so I took Kelly to the balcony, and we sat on the couch. I didnt know how to approach her, so I found out the secret to women: if you listen and pretend to be interested, they will sleep with you.
BIG BAND: Hives play. Super amazing. Unfortunately, we went for me, so the three of them fell asleep by then. Screw them. I sang along to every word.
Afterwards. Loss of virginity to Kelly. Best night of my life.
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