The most boring thing you can think of

[che]

This thread is now about poop.

[loaf]

Pooped at work. Got paid. Wasn't boring at all.

[Polk]

Polk's poop tip of the day: Next time you have to poop, pretend that your asshole is a B-29 bomber, and you are on the mission to drop Fat Man over Nagasaki. There, now pooping will never be boring again! It's even more fun when you're in public and you yell things like "Bomb's away!" so that everyone can hear.

[Rowan]

Id just like to let you know Polk that I dont appreciate that joke about nagasaki. Bombing people and killing people are not funny. Even when feces are involved. I cant say I have ever pictured whiping out an entire nation with a big fat nuclear turd.

[noxious.sunshine]

My daughter... My sweet sweet child...

In the restroom at Chick Fil A ("ChickALay" as she used to call it), I was changing her diaper. She was like 2. Woman goes into a stall, closes & locks it, and my child immediately starts clapping and goes "Yay! You poop! You did it!". It was pretty funny.

[loaf]

Imagine the next time you have the runs, that you are gunning down people with a machine gun like that mission on Call of Duty.

[Polk]

Imagine the next time you have the runs, that you are gunning down people with a machine gun like that mission on Call of Doody.

Fixed that for you.

[Lily]

I finding waiting. of any kind. for anything. to be the most boring thing ever. I am never on time picking my kid up from school as I cant abide standing around waiting, I time it to get there when the kids are all streaming out - and even then I know she is ALWAYS the last one out. I just cant stand standing around bored out of my face in that school yard. the boy is one of those that likes to be early for everything, it does my head in when hes left in charge of the car and we end up sat waiting for no other reason than he wanted to be super early so we wont be late. then im bored to tears /shakes fist.

[noxious.sunshine]

Hey! My sister is lesbiana and she loooooves foozeball. or well. Titans foozeball anyway. And no, she's not a butchy dyke either. ;p