so how many times a day....(18+)

**dimmufan** · 10-28-2007, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by CurryRice

this is weird. It's a little strange to be talking about something like this, but yeah. i don't do it and i don't want to. there's no point since i don't need to do that and don't get those urges. some of my guy friends do and it scares the crap out of me. its surprising how some people do it so much. Doesn't that hurt?

It's not strange when everybody does it. That's the same reason why the option "I don't do that" isn't even in the poll. You must be pretty young since you don't even get the urges. It shouldn't scare the crap out of anyone. It's a totally natural and healthy part of human existence. And it doesn't hurt at all. It feels good, otherwise we wouldn't do it at all.

**Kain FF4** · 10-28-2007, 11:21 PM

No it doesn't hurt. It is actually the opposite. It feels good. I can't answer for you girls but it does for guys. It is a good thing when you are 14 and real sex is kinda not a possibility like me.

**Casanova[OCAU]** · 10-29-2007, 01:55 AM

lol. You'll convert soon enough kiddo. It took me aaagggeeesss to get started. I was a VERY late starter. like.. VERY, because of whatever deluded sense of 'ethics' I held myself up to back then.

**Furore** · 10-29-2007, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Casanova[OCAU]

lol. You'll convert soon enough kiddo. It took me aaagggeeesss to get started. I was a VERY late starter. like.. VERY, because of whatever deluded sense of 'ethics' I held myself up to back then.

Deluded sense of ethics? Sounded like you were walking the right path my friend. Personally I was one of the ones who started 'getting very close' with some ladies at a younger age before I could properly appreciate the situation, and what the act itself meant. To me now, sex is sacred. Only for when you're very close with someone and both ready for it.

Wanking? Couldn't be ****ed...

Govinda · 10-29-2007, 04:30 AM

Does being in a relationship affect it? Hmm.

I don't know. Recently I've been shoved into a long distance relationship, but found that unless I'm really bored I'd rather just wait until I see Evan again. Plus, I live in a house with five girls (and most of the time, three other men), all of whom I've only known for 7 weeks. And we have some seriously ****ing thin walls, so mostly I find something else to do. Usually music, drowns out Alex and Iona (does this thing have a crying smilie? I need one).

I guess I can't really comment on Casanova's question, since before meeting Evan I never really did any of that kind of thing at all. I don't know why, I just wasn't interested; I was interested in men and their bits, but not my own body.

And nothing's really changed, except I now have a man (with accompanying parts) to play with.

**Sinister** · 10-29-2007, 09:15 AM

I would have to say that a relationship didn't really affect anything, for me. Well, at least the kind that I have. My relationship is on and off through the semester whenever we get free time. That reduces to about maybe once every week, if I'm lucky.(because she is as busy as I am) And then whether it will or not involve sleeping together is really dependant on how much work we both have and whether we can put it off longer.

I still don't find time or seclusion for even "self-abuse". And once again, if I ever was in a place that perpetually put me off "the mood", then it would be here.

-Omni

L · 02-11-2008, 05:24 AM

Usually masturbate two times a day, five or six if I'm really horny.

Does that turn you on?

**Walter Sobchak** · 02-18-2008, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by L

Usually masturbate two times a day, five or six if I'm really horny.

Does that turn you on?

How do you get out of the door every day without passing out?

Originally Posted by Seanny

Haven't had ANY sexual contact in a little over 3 years, so it's probably about the only thing that keeps me sane. =D

Buying shots + holding your liquor = instant score. Come on, man!

**Shadow Of Darkness** · 02-11-2008, 03:47 PM

Usually masturbate two times a day, five or six if I'm really horny.

5 or 6 ?!?!??!

DAMN !!!!
Well...im a well behaved kid so I don't do such stuff........

**Rikkuffx** · 02-11-2008, 10:25 PM

I'm a virgin til marriage so i'm not getting anything at all lol unless I do have some dirty thoughts about someone i like or something. I usually go at it once or twice if i'm really in the mood. Some days none at all.Also a bit more like a week before that time of the month lol. I do think virigns get hornier than people who have se,i know alot of my friends,guys and girls,go at it wayyy more than me.

**Sean** · 02-12-2008, 01:03 AM

Haha, it varies for me. Mostly 1-2 times a day, some days 0, but I'd say at least 10+ times a week.

Haven't had ANY sexual contact in a little over 3 years, so it's probably about the only thing that keeps me sane. =D

**Pete** · 02-12-2008, 04:36 PM

aaaaaand the next thread will be:

"Operation: Get Sean Laid"
he needs it.

Usually it's about 2-3 times a week for me. I'm not all that big on choking the chicken, but every now and then I'll just have one of those weeks where it's every night. It happens.

**Yuki-onna** · 02-12-2008, 07:45 PM

That is funny.

Hmm, ah well, tis a natural occurance. Personally I don't really. Ever. Not like I never have, I just always had the itching nagging sensation god was nagging me. Which is funny, because I don't believe in god and also don't care if people are watching my sexlife.

Um, but I don't really have a sexdrive unless I'm, you know, in the moment. When I'm without man, I never really get horny, though I do have a very sexually orientated mind...

**Rinoa.Heartilly** · 02-13-2008, 07:43 AM

Never more than 3 times a week. If I am in a relationship, it is either more or less, depending on how often I have sex.

**Meier Link** · 02-13-2008, 07:57 AM

i don't, i have a wife that takes care of those needs for me, but then again i better be more careful with that, i dont need another little one running around! haha plus if shes not helping out with it i really dont have time to deal with the other option heh

**Martin** · 02-13-2008, 07:58 AM

Hmm... God knows to be honest. I go through phases where I become a beast and others, like now, well... I just don't have the energy.

On average though? I'm not what you'd call highly sexed so I don't know maybe 4-5 a week?

**ChloChloAriadne** · 02-19-2008, 12:16 AM

You know what I've noticed that's weird?

I masturbate more in Winter XD. Maybe it's a heat thing. In Summer.. Especially in Australia, it becomes quite sweaty and gross to engage in any sort of physical activity.

So to restate here -

Winter - 2-3+ times a day, up to six or seven maybe?
Summer - Not often at all. Few times a week, once a day at the very very most.

**Walter Sobchak** · 02-21-2008, 12:18 AM

I will have you all know, that for the first time, I have succeeded in making it happen during masturbation. It took a long time and a lot of positive thinking, but I did it. I have a pounding headache, though.

**guardian** · 02-28-2008, 03:03 PM

I do once a day, usually, right before bed. It helps relax me, I guess. Now we need a thread for inuendoes for beating off.

**ChloChloAriadne** · 02-29-2008, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by guardian

I do once a day, usually, right before bed. It helps relax me, I guess. Now we need a thread for inuendoes for beating off.

I simply CANNOT get off when I'm stressed out ><. Everybody talks about it being stress-relieving and relazing and all.. But when I'm stressed out/worried about something, I can't seem to get any sexual pleasure out of it at all.

So shoot me. XD.

**guardian** · 02-29-2008, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Gobble Vamp

I simply CANNOT get off when I'm stressed out ><. Everybody talks about it being stress-relieving and relazing and all.. But when I'm stressed out/worried about something, I can't seem to get any sexual pleasure out of it at all.

So shoot me. XD.

I can't either if I'm super-stressed. I found that I have no urges when I'm like that, but if I can forget about the stress for a little while, say, from playing a video game, and my attention gets diverted for a long enough time, I can then.

**MoonStone** · 02-29-2008, 05:05 AM

LMAO, best thread i'v ever seen, i relly mean that, this is the funnist thread in the world, where'd you think of this idea, where you relly boed, lol, well, anywho....
i dident relly answer the poll, to personal, lol

**ultima_trev** · 03-01-2008, 12:50 AM

I have to do it very often, upwards of four times a day, maybe even more. I have a horridly high stamina. Even getting grinded to oblivion by those hawt Filipina or Vietnamese strippers at the Gentlemen's Club, I still have to fap it... constantly. Even when doing my duties as an IT worker, I have to slip into the washroom stall and fap it... WITH THE WHITE HOT FURY OF A BILLION SONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Bang Bang** · 03-10-2008, 04:29 PM

Ah feeling like posting today. Great topic man, shame I didn’t thought of this before.

Well can’t say I am proud of it but I happen to be a bit of a pervert myself. Pretty much once everyday, and when I have the whole day to myself then like four. I hold a record of seven times in one day… I know you guys probable done more but hey that is a lot of whacking still.

At this point it is pretty much a habit I guess, you know?

You know what makes it all the craziest when people are close by inside the house…Jesus is like metal gear or something. Got to be sneaky about it!!! Ahahah. wow

BANG BANG OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Rinoa.Heartilly** · 04-07-2008, 10:57 AM

7 times a day. Wow. I've actually had the (male) leaders of the NJROTC in my school had a masturbation contest for how many times they can masterbate in a week. This kid had 52. Thats so crazy. If I had a penis, mine would be hurting.