The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Xeim]

you get a tricycle (it used to be Zidane's lol.)

*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you recieved a note that said "please try again"
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get a tent

*insertscoin*

[abarai renji]

you get a black robe, like the ones worn by organization XIII.
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you recieve Axel's chakrams

*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you recieve a can of hair-die
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

Im cool with it if its red.

you get a wig

*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

sure, it can be red.
You get a Bridge named after you
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

yay!!!!!!!!!
you get a car named after you

*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get an airplane named after you
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get a store chain named after you

*inserts coin*

[Kaiser Dragoon]

You get a Flan! *it starts sliming you*

*inserts coin*

[cetra_aeris]

You get a stampede of moogles on Chocobos! (Don't ask...)

*Inserts chocobo feather*

[Kaiser Dragoon]

you get a message that says "You stole that from FF7! >.<;;" and a copy of the game

*inserts coin!*

[Xeim]

you get a hunt notice

*inserts coin*

[cetra_aeris]

You get an old yellow peice of paper that says "Out of order"

*inserts coin*

[Darkwolf]

you get a certificate redeemable for a golden ticket
lucky
coinage insertage

[Kaiser Dragoon]

You get a mindless minion! *it looks around blankly even if you give it orders*

inserts coin

[Xeim]

you recieve Angelo.....gosh I'm really running low on ideas.....

*inserts coin*

[Stevie_boy]

Your recieve your own army of pocket-zombies. They may only be 4 inches tall - but they still got such a large appatite for brains!

*drops coin*
"Dammit!"
*bends down to pick up coin and bangs head on vending machine*
"Argh! Fricken fracken!"
*kicks vending machine and injures foot*
*hops about madly screaming for 2 minutes*
*bends down and carefully picks up coin*
*slowly and carefully inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get a miniture machine gun. It'll grow bigger if you ever need it.

*inserts coin*

[Stevie_boy]

You get inspiration pills! These should help you come out with new ideas and get good inspiration! (seeing as how you said you were running out, and you've pretten much taken all the inspiration that's to be had from my avatar and sig!)

*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

lol. Thankies!!!! ummm *takes an inspiration pill*

you get......(it'll come back to me soon, yup anytime now...) one hour later...I"VE GOT IT!!!

you get a moogle chef!! All you meals will now be gourmet in the moogle style!!

*inserts coin*

[Stevie_boy]

awesome, nothing beats good ol'-fashioned moogle cooking.

You get a.... fountain pen! But not any old fountain pen! It's a chocolate-fountain pen! Press the end and it squirts out creamy, liquid chocolate! Yum..

*inserts coin*

[Kaiser Dragoon]

You get a submarine, you can only guess what its full of...

*inserts coin*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve yuffie and selfie and a seemingly empty bucket of coffie

coin insertage.

[Xeim]

you recieve Judge Ghis.

*inserts coin, then yawns..*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve a buster sword replica

coinage insertion

[Xeim]

you recieve some Windex (or however you spell it....)


*Suddenly full of energy, does a backflip and inserts coin while upside down, and lands on feet. Total vending machine ownage and coin insertage*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve 1 gil... wait... it's a chocolate coin

coin insertage.