The Masters

[Zephyr]

Akira,

Anomaly is away right now. I don't even know if he knows you've declared war on us. I've sent him an email, but as I don't know when he gets back...

I also wish to once more address something. Why is it that their is no accordance to rank within your faction? No standard procedure? No coordination? No holding up of the foundations which your club was so weakly formed upon? It simply cannot be that weakling members such as the ones that have answered the call of war speak for the club as a whole, especially when they possess no real official rank with which to dictate the fate of the club. You all blatantly undermine your leader, Anomaly, he who holds the reigns of the faction! No one should decide the Masters outcome but him, yet you all take it upon yourself to do so anyways. Even in the case that a leader is missing, no one has the right nor responsibility to take over the club. I guess there is truly no order which one could speak of in your club. You are chaotic bunch with no goals, no orientation, no structure. No wonder that this place was destined to failure...

The standard procedure at times like this, if I recall, is that the entirety of the Circle of Nine comes crashing down on your hopes and dreams of defeating us. But with over half our number away, you can hardly expect us to be able to do that. You've certainly picked a good time to declare war on us; what with various members on holiday, in and out of hospital... that kind of thing. If you'll forgive me for being impetuous, I'd like to point out that I am, in fact, trying to organise things on our end. But I'm just the Pillar of Time. My duties are not war, but book-keeping.

I've asked the other Pillars (what few are online) if they would be willing to join this little soire. Surely you would want to go to war against the leaders of The Masters - unless you are, in fact, the dishonourable cur your choice of timing makes you out to be?

As for Slim - that'll have to be left up to Anomaly, when he gets back.

Yours,

Prophet
Pillar of Time.

[Akira]

And what exactly would have us do?! Wait for a hopelessly inactive club that shows no sign of recovering from its obvious defecit to show more activity! You must truly be joking if you think we waited for your club to lose activity so that we could wage war...your shithole never had any real activity to begin with.

The standard procedure at times like this, if I recall, is that the entirety of the Circle of Nine comes crashing down on your hopes and dreams of defeating us.

Haha, there you guys go again with your cute attempts to sound threatening! Honestly, how many excuses will you guys come up with. This is what you just sounded like:

"Oh my god man, we would so kill you guys right now if we had our "super-duper secret weapon of infinite might" here, but it's missing so I guess we can't retaliate with much!"

When will you plebians realise that you're making morons of yourself in public, and that you stand no chance on earth to withstand, much less repel the onslaught that we shall unleash upon your weakling forces.

You've certainly picked a good time to declare war on us; what with various members on holiday, in and out of hospital... that kind of thing.

Wow, and I thought you'd come up with legitimate excuses for your WHOLE DAMN MISSING! One can hardly call it coincedence that the whole shit heap is missing. When will you admit that your cesspool is overdue for the garbage heap?! I mean if it wasn't the hospital or some other lame excuse, you'd tell me your dog was injured or you had the shits and couldn't get access to the computer.

If you'll forgive me for being impetuous, I'd like to point out that I am, in fact, trying to organise things on our end. But I'm just the Pillar of Time. My duties are not war, but book-keeping.

Wow, you guys must have some incredible organising skills and some even more awe-inspiring plans on reserve for different situations and occurences! I'm truly surprised that you guys are this unprepared. Indeed, I thought you guys would put up a decent fight at best, but as it looks, you guys will grant us the slaughtering of your whole faction. And there we went, thinking you guys were even remotely organised and structured. You guys really are more talk than action and results. To bad actually, I was hoping for something of an exciting fight.

And is it my fault that you're "fag"tion is unable to be organised yet flexible to adjust to differing situations. You guys dug your own hole here, this is just another reason you need to be discarded.

I've asked the other Pillars (what few are online) if they would be willing to join this little soire.

What makes me get the feeling that none of them will respond the battle call? Oh, that's right! They're worthless worms too scacred of their own shadows, much less to face the glorious Brotherhood. What a show of character, leaving all their followers to die!

Surely you would want to go to war against the leaders of The Masters - unless you are, in fact, the dishonourable cur your choice of timing makes you out to be?

Which is why we instated a two week duration for your people to get their asses up and to the battle front. If your activity rates are truly so bad that not a single member of leadership status shows his ass around here in a two week period, this club really is ripe for decemation.


Thank you for your time and await your complete annihilation,

Akira, Prince of the North, Vice-Ambassador of the Bastards, Your Future Bitch-Master

[Godean]

The Pillar of Conflict at your Service

As well as the Arbitor of the Masters Military Division

I am here to fight

[Slim Perfect]

All-mighty ****in' Brotherhood. You talk about yourselves like you are the most incredulous beings in the Universe. I cannot wait to crush you beneath my boots. No one is cowering, no one is hiding, you'll see. You'll soon find you've bitten off more than you can chew.

I can't wait to get in on this. I feel like jumping into war right now having this fool speak in the manner he is. I hope only through battle that I prove my true allegiance; as I made a horrible decision in communicating with such scum, almost throwing my body to the scum itself.

Forgive me, brethren...

[Victoria]

Alright.. even though it's somewhat entertaining to see the bickering back and forth, I did say earlier not to start a verbal/flame war with each other, which is pretty much what you're both doing.

How about we just sit down, shut up, and wait for the two weeks to go by? They're not going to go by any faster or slower with the amount of trash talk that you start.

Save it all for the battle field. Let your emotions build and build and build, and then unleash it all in the "War".


I just want to nip this in the bud before it really does expand into a flame war of some sort. >.>;

It almost is when you think about it.

[Zephyr]

Vicky - Sorry, I was just trying to stay in character.

Akira - I know how inactive we have been. But I'm not going to let that mean I cannot speak in character. To be honest, I only said those things because that's what my character would have said. If you want to think that what I'm saying is what I, as a real person, think, then at least try to contain your temper a bit. I agree with Vicky that this should not turn into a flame war.

Oh, and I do want to point out that your attempt at making me irate (the intentional mispellings of my user name) have not only failed, but shown how immature you are. Please, can we *not* resort to things like that? The war will not be decided by flaming each other. With words, anyway. Fireballs and swords, are a definite possibility.

As it stands, I believe these are the members of The Masters willing to commit to battle:

- Godean
- Nyarlathotep
- Slim
- Grimmjaw
- Darkwolf

Also, there are two others I have yet to hear from. I hope these five are enough, should the others prove unwilling.

[Victoria]

Okay. That's all well in good, but this speaking in character nonsense in a non RP/B setting confuses me. So please stop doing that. x_X; Both of you. (Or if you're going to continue it, make a note that you're speaking in character, or else I may assume that you are an asshole/arrogant/vulgar/bossy/idiotic/moronic/stupid/whatever. >.>; )

You don't see me speaking in character, do you? =P

[Akira]

(OOC: Hope this helps to make it clear what "person" I'm in!)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! You think I was trying to anger you by mispronouncing your name?! I must be honest, I simply did not want to waste my precious time learning a name that will be history at the eve of this war anyway, so why should I even bother. And by Thor's hairy ass, why must you make up such a rediculous name?!

Fireballs and swords, are a definite possibility.

I shall need neither to crush your pitiful body!!! I shall merely let my dark powers exude from my body and smother your disgraceful soul...all that without lifting a finger!

But as you wish, I shall refrain from further taunting, since it seems your troops are all on the brink of crying anyways. I wouldn't want to face a pack of babies on the battlefield, though with this bunch, it may be an unevadable possibility.

And I must note, though you may have the five warriors together, we must all wait for your ACTUAL leader to arrive and give his accordance of the fighter line-up. As Lord Mor said, he wishes to destroy your leader personally. I would suggest picking a fighter from your line-up that can make room for Anomaly once, or rather IF, he decides to show his cowardly face.

[Slim Perfect]

OOC: We're speaking in character because it will be, in fact, the characters who are involved in this war. For the most part we speak in character in The Masters, why should that change because oher people have decided to keep a watchful eye on the clubs happenings?? How about you can assume we speak in character unless you see OOC. Makes sense.

EDIT: At what point did you determine that our master must be present?? I read your initial post, Akira, and I saw no signs of that specific factor. We will fight whether or not Anomaly shows up. Also, you state in that post that it is a 5 warrior MINIMUM, and that you have reserve warriors. Therefore if Anomaly was to show up, all that would happen is another set of fights, no one needs to be replaced by Anomaly. That is unless, of course, your 'reserve' fighters are independable. In which case YOU will be the ones who are outnumbered.

[Akira]

EDIT: At what point did you determine that our master must be present?? I read your initial post, Akira, and I saw no signs of that specific factor. We will fight whether or not Anomaly shows up.

Hahahaha!!! Really, I must admit that your pathetic attempt at trying to sound serious amuses me more and more every time.

While it may not have been directly noted within the declaration of war and the terms of battle, I thought you guys would possess enough intellect to be able to think the obvious consequences of some of the terms for yourself. But let me assist you, otherwise you may never understand simple matters such as this. If the terms of battle are that the losing faction is destroyed forever by the other, is it not obivous that the leader of both clubs would have to be willing to close down their thread?

We will gladly fight you in either case, we just don't want your incapable leader to start bitching when he realises his "precious" faction has been leveled to the ground.

Also, you state in that post that it is a 5 warrior MINIMUM, and that you have reserve warriors. Therefore if Anomaly was to show up, all that would happen is another set of fights, no one needs to be replaced by Anomaly. That is unless, of course, your 'reserve' fighters are independable. In which case YOU will be the ones who are outnumbered.

Again an equally amusing attempt by you to present the BoD as inefficient. But I stress again, it is your club and not ours that is showing an absolute incapability to deal with the latest occurences. The list of ready fighters we drew up was actually not a complete list. We have far more fighters in reserve than you could imagine. Our reserve fighters alone would overwhelm your regulars ten fold. If you want, I can draw up a more complete list, but then again, you could not even forge an army of ten, whereas the BoD army is infinite.

So we will be bringing one of our fighters out of reserve and into the main battle. Very well then, we only have valuable fighters anyways, each one is worth his hype. Bring on whatever pathetic army you want.

[Slim Perfect]

While it may not have been directly noted within the declaration of war and the terms of battle, I thought you guys would possess enough intellect to be able to think the obvious consequences of some of the terms for yourself. But let me assist you, otherwise you may never understand simple matters such as this. If the terms of battle are that the losing faction is destroyed forever by the other, is it not obivous that the leader of both clubs would have to be willing to close down their thread?

I believe it was the moderator, actually, who was going to close down our club, not Anomaly; so it is in fact completely devoid of any obvious assumptions in that regard. I also have been meaning to question your conditions. If the Masters were to, by some "crazy" stretch of possibly, win this war; is there truly any hope on our part for the Brotherhood to actually honor the agreement and close the club?? I think not.

Again an equally amusing attempt by you to present the BoD as inefficient. But I stress again, it is your club and not ours that is showing an absolute incapability to deal with the latest occurences.

That is a severely ill-educated and false attempt at an answer. Are you completely ignorant to what has been going on?? We have already amassed a solid 5 fighters in the first 2-3 days since the declaration. We have over ten days to continue preparation! I don't think we are showing any incapability at all. In fact, we are showing a very eager will to do battle with the scum that is the Brotherhood, not in any stretch of the imagination an "incapability to deal with the latest occurences", as you would put it.

[Akira]

I believe it was the moderator, actually, who was going to close down our club, not Anomaly; so it is in fact completely devoid of any obvious assumptions in that regard. I also have been meaning to question your conditions. If the Masters were to, by some "crazy" stretch of possibly, win this war; is there truly any hope on our part for the Brotherhood to actually honor the agreement and close the club?? I think not.

Unlike your pitiful club, we are a faction steeped in honor and bravery! We would not equal cowering curs such as yourselves that run from the terms of battle. If we lose, we close down our club, no ands, ifs, or buts about it! But you so forget one thinf here...we CANNOT lose!

That is a severely ill-educated and false attempt at an answer. Are you completely ignorant to what has been going on?? We have already amassed a solid 5 fighters in the first 2-3 days since the declaration. We have over ten days to continue preparation! I don't think we are showing any incapability at all. In fact, we are showing a very eager will to do battle with the scum that is the Brotherhood, not in any stretch of the imagination an "incapability to deal with the latest occurences", as you would put it.

How impressive...you've resorted to having to recruit outside your faction although a TRULY organised faction would only have its greatest and most powerful fighters on the front lines. After an obvious lack of knowledge for two days who should take up the temporary leader position, you had a member ready to flake off and join the BoD, have no organisation as to who will be allowed to fight (I reference Dante's recruitment of 4 non-Masters members, which completely disregarding the three that had answered the war cry), and the fighters you DO have at the ready are all amateurs at best, not the supposed "solid" fighters as you would surely like to have it. But excuse me if I actually confused you for a disorderly mob.

Getting ready for battle is no show of organisation, it is common procedure and is a criteria that must always be in place...

[Godean]

Anomaly's Presence is not neccisary. In a time of war, the leader of the Masters Military Division acts as a second in command and will take the place as the leader if need be.

So until Anomaly returns, I will take his place.

[Zephyr]

And by Thor's hairy ass, why must you make up such a rediculous name?!

I think you'll find it was one H.P Lovecraft who invented the name. And it's ridiculous because it was supposed to sound ancient egyptian - at least, I think that's what Lovecraft was going for. Actually, I'm surprised you didn't know. You seem like the kind of person who would enjoy reading Lovecraft's works. I'd start with 'The Call of Cthulhu' or 'At the Moutains of Madness'.

[Akira]

Nay, I am not one to read all that often, unless its online. I can't really force myself to read books often, unless they have a truly interesting topic, and I don't say "truly interesting" lightly. My BoD brother Bryan would have been informed of that, I believe he is a Lovecraft fan if there ever was one.

Even if Lovecraft's books are popular, his names are still not exactly what one could call easy to pronounce.

[Prodigal Madness]

A previous Pillar of Dimension still heeds the call.

After: http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/sh...ad.php?t=55736

I don't see how it could be too hard. Also, to the BoD, if you request a 5v5, it's JUST 5v5. There's no such thing as reserves. You either have your warriors ready to fight, or sit down and shut it. I don't mind whom I end up fighting.

Also, as you've posted your challenge and aren't applying for TM, as you told me, gtfo of the thread.

[GrimmJaw]

How about this. We all stop the shit talking and then when the war starts, then you'll see who the amateurs are. Got it...punk. Oh and as for my recruitment, it was because I was unsure of those who had stepped up. That is all there is to it. Now, as Godean is our acting leader, you can discuss the conditions of battle with him, in a PM, not in our thread.

[Victoria]

*cough*

Remember when I told everyone to shut up and wait for the battlefield?
Yeah.. I wasn't joking. All this trash talk is starting to get out of hand and turn into a flame war. And that's precisely what I wouldn't allow.

I said it once, yet people kept posting. And posting. And posting. And posting. And posting. And posting.

I'm just going to close off this thread temporarily until the fight starts.

I don't want to hear any bitching from anyone, okay? I heard enough from Prodigal Madness on AIM just now.

He told me to quote "take the stick out of your ass while you're at it". Well, see, he's the one who put it in there in the first place with his damn bitching. He said "why are you punishing the TM by closing their thread?"

...I'm not punishing anyone. At least not yet. I asked nicely to have everything stop, but no... nobody freaking listened to me. So now I'm going to close the thread.

The trash talk ends here, okay?

Edit: You know what? I'm not going to close the thread. I just want to see nobody post trash talk anymore. It doesn't do anything but instigate. Which is technically flame baiting anyhow. I know all this is "in character", but that doesn't matter. In character or Out of character, you still have to keep the rules in mind.

So please. Once and for all, stop. Just.. stop, okay? No more trash talk. No more in character trash talk or out of character trash talk. Period. If you're going to discuss the battle, actually discuss it and not throw out insults to each other, okay? It's an RPB fight, after all. Not a debate.

And to those who say "But the BOD isn't allowed to post in this thread, though. Stop them from posting in here!" I'll say this: Do you see the WHOLE BOD posting in here? No.

Edit 2: Although, Akira... you really are kind of going a bit overboard with the constant provoking. I think you stirred enough bravado in TM that you no longer need to anymore.

So... just stop posting in here, eh? You posted the challenge, so... you don't need to post here anymore.


I would like this thread to get back to its regularly scheduled program. Nobody can post in here if they're not a member of TM, except if they're applying. So, there you have it.
And I don't want to see TM "bitching" in their own thread. Most of you are mature adults. Act like it.

[Prodigal Madness]

Oh, and Godean, I honestly don't think you have the authority to take over for Ano when the result has a possibility of getting TM disbanded.

Much as I do respect you and all.

[Zephyr]

Madness, Godean is well within his rights as Pillar of Conflict to assume command during times of war - which I believe this is. If Anomaly makes it back before this all starts, I'm sure Godean will be more than happy to hand back command. And I'm sure one of the current fighters will be more than happy to step down and let Anomaly in on the action.

My point is, if we followed your logic, we would be completely usless without Anomaly, because everyone would be sitting around waiting for him to come back and approve our plans. And if we did that, we would lose this war by default. So, Madness, I see no reason why we shouldn't have someone in charge. And Godean is the logical choice, being the 2IC in times of war and all.

Now stop talking about this thing and start preparing. If anyone wants to run through a quick sparring session, I want to shake of some rust.

[ToroMor]

((OOC))

As it seems questionable, even among yourselves, I will not accept Godean as your interim leader, as long as he can't show me any ratification of his authority. I understand that Anomaly is absent and that you don't have a transparent proxy rule. So what you could do is, let Godean's (or whoever you can agree upon) authority as an interim leader be approved by a club moderator.
If you fail to do so, I will have to look after it another way, since I demand an established leadership on your side before entering war.
I give you 3 days.

And allow me a little side note: accredited ambassadors as well as club leaders do have the right to post in foreign clubs as long as it concerns inter-club topics. This is an old agreement you probably missed. Perhaps you should start taking advantage of this arrangement too? Just a suggestion. As long as you haven't sorted out your competences, feel free to PM me anytime.

Hope to see you on the battlefield.

Sinister salutations
ToroMor

[Slim Perfect]

I would like to request, if I'm not being too bold, to be given some leadership responsibility in this war. As sarcastically rude and 'high-and-mighty' as it sounds, I have one of the best used vocabularies, if not the best, in terms of RPing in this assortment of members we have here. I truly do not wish to come across as rude, but I honestly don't want to see our club fall. Ultimately this is up to Godean (in my opinion he takes leadership until Anomaly returns), and if he so desires I can present some examples of my past work to him. I had an unfinished RPB with Anomaly that was truly some incredible writing that I would be proud to show.
I feel that we need to make the smartest 'match-ups' in terms of who fights who to ensure that we do not fall and these actions may be necessary for us to stand a chance against ToroMor as he truly is an incredible writer (as much as it hurts me to say so).

Thanks for the support.

[Godean]

It does not seem that they will accept any leader short of Anomaly. I do not care who the "leader" is, there is no leader but your self on the Battle field, a figure head is not important.

Pillar of Time, I suggest that if we spar, we do so on the private fourm.

[Slim Perfect]

It does not seem that they will accept any leader short of Anomaly. I do not care who the "leader" is, there is no leader but your self on the Battle field, a figure head is not important.

Pillar of Time, I suggest that if we spar, we do so on the private fourm.

Well, the only reason I ask is because ToroMor will be battling whoever is in command.

[Zephyr]

Pillar of Time, I suggest that if we spar, we do so on the private fourm.

Sounds fair enough to me. I expect to see you there.

[Prodigal Madness]

Godean, FP...

The main thing I see being a real issue, is how BoD wishes to create war. They want to attack the fortress. =/

We know it's defenses will not be bypassed, but by typical BoD methods, they'll say they either destroy enough of it to get in, or manage to get in another way. I honestly do not see *most* of them having any clue of how to go about attacking it in a tactical manner. They'd attack, the fortress would fire on them...and they'd somehow survive. We know it's true. You saw the battle from one of the BoD I faced. We know the rest are similar.

Well, that's the problem I have with it. Ano knows more of the features of the fortress than the rest of us, as far as I know. Though, honestly, I feel I could hold off all of them as Ambaron, so long as I was casting from inside it. Simply the time put into that thing, would make it nigh impossible for them to get in without our consent.

Anyone else see any issues with it?

[Zephyr]

Oh, I didn't know they actually wanted to attack the fortress itself.

Firstly, they'd have to find it. It doesn't move between planes of existence for fun, you know. Then, they'd have to reach it. I mean, it floats.

With a force protecting it, it's almost impossible to gain access to - it's even hard when there's nobody there. It's the kind of building that protects itself. I don't mean to sound like I'm questioning the skills of the BOD, but I seriously doubt they would survive if the fortress was involved. It's too powerful for such a fight, and it's hardly fair to force our enemy to god-mod just trying to get in.

But if they want to lay seige to us in our own HQ... then I guess that's their decision. But in the interest of a fair and balanced fight, I say we go elsewhere for this war. Unless of course the BOD want to be put at a disadvantage. I can understand the need for a greater challenge. It does add to the fun of it all.

[Prodigal Madness]

As such, we would like to inform you that our armies are fully battle ready and at the arrival of this message, already marching towards your pitiful excuse of a fortification. At their arrival, immediate besiegement shall ensue until the small obstacles you refer to as a wall are toppled, and our warriors are free to storm and raid your mongrel pound.

That's what it reads to me anyway. I mean, he is describing attacking us at HQ. =/

[Victoria]

We know it's true. You saw the battle from one of the BoD I faced. I think the rest are similar.

There, all fixed. And do you honestly think that lousy excuse for an RPB thread was a freaking battle? It was just an intro, your reply, and a reply to that.

And then you called God Moding, and wanted him to fix the post, but he couldn't be arsed to do so and just went "Meh...>.>" and so you won by default.

It's really sad that you assume that everyone in the BOD is as bad as darkvivi. Let me tell you. He's the bottom of the BOD barrel as far as RPB skills go. Seriously. He admits it himself.

To say that everyone else is similar, is stretching it really far.

I'm not biased or anything, but I'm not particularly fond when people assume wrong about other people's writing skills.

Toromor, Bryan, Akira, Sir Kenneth, and Gorath are all very good writers.

So.. that's pretty much all I wanted to say.

And having a fortress such as described is somewhat cheap. If you want a fair fight, then "scale down" your fortress, as it were. Don't make it so god-like.

And besides, if the war took place at the fortress, I think that you guys would automatically forfeit due to your god-moding fortress. =P (Hint: I'm only joking.)

And since when was it against the law to find an alternate entrance to a base/fortress? Armies/Ninja/Pirates/Etc., do that all the god damn time. Why can't the BOD?



*sigh* My god...the trash talking never ends. I'm not trash talking or anything, I just wanted to set some records straight, okay? Trash talking isn't any good, when, you know... it's false. I honestly don't want to see anymore false accusations or assumptions about people's writing skills, okay? I honestly want to see this war pull off without a hitch. It's going to be the most interesting thing that I've ever seen.

Don't ruin it for me, please?

[Prodigal Madness]

That's the entire point of the fortress... It's nigh impossible to find/get to/attack. That's why TM typically plays the part of the aggressor. BoD should either have thought it out first, by getting information or whatever, or doesn't care. I doubt even my original character could get into the fortress without a vast amount of effort, and he knows it a LOT better than BoD. >_>

And no offense... but why are you posting in here now...?

Vicky: Oh? I'm posting in here now? I didn't know that making just one single post about setting records straight counted as continually posting. I just posted once. Take it easy. =\ And besides.. would you rather I edit your posts and make notes/comments instead? =P (Again, joking.)