So tell me, would you tap yourself?

[GypsyElder]

Thread Title So tell me, would you tap yourself?

I do all the time??

[Joe]

I do all the time??

How YOU doin?

I probably wouldn't do me if I passed me on the street (Outside of the standard No,I'm not gay answer) Though to answer the subquestions....I'm not particularly fond of my appearance, I tend to think of myself as around average, if not jusssst slightly below. Not ugly or anything, just not particularly noticeable.

My personality is interesting enough, though not really all that attractive haha. I don't think there's anything Specific I would change either physically or otherwise, since average works for me XD

Though if you want to get really technical, like Mel, I tap myself regularly

[Mystyrion]

Erm. I've never been happy with my physical appearance, though I've never hated it. Personally I don't care much, it's not what I think about my looks that gets a girls attention, it's what she thinks about my looks. So why would I worry about it?

Guess I'll go into little detail on what I dont like.
My head is large, not huge, but bigger than most.
I have an extremely small upper body compared to my thunder thighs. Though I partially blame my lifting coach through out jr high/ high school. I was never allowed to train my upper body as I was a long jumper in track and would never need it.
My smile. Ive never been able to naturally produce a smile. It always feel fake and cheap. I think it looks the same way.
My hair. The devils curly hair. People always want the opposite of what they have, but curly hair does not look good on me at all. I look like Andy Samberg. In fact when my hair is longer a lot of people tell me I look like him. I've had short hair almost all of my life because I personally don't find it suiting to my looks. I would love for straight hair.

Things I like.
My brow. At first i always thought I looked like a Neanderthal, but as time and girlfriends went on I got some nice compliments from it. I feel like it gives my face definition.
My eyes. I've always been complimented on my eyes. I don't really see the beauty in them. Just a grayish blue color. Sometimes a light blue.
My hair. When its short. I think it looks good on me.

Would I go through with plastic surgery. No. Personally I'm content with who I am and how I look. I don't particularly dislike it. I can understand why some people would want to go through with it. I still would tell them not to go through with it, but it's their choice and I won't judge them for it. I am pretty biased against boob jobs though. I'm more of a small to mid size boob person myself. Big ones always just turn out weird and you can almost always tell when they have had a boob job. It just isn't a turn on for me.

As to the topic. Would I tap myself? I've never really looked at men in that way. In fact I'm pretty confident I've never even thought that another man looked cute even if I was looking through a girls perspective. But if I had to. No I probably wouldn't, unless I was drunk and even then ehhhhh.

For every 4 hairs on my head, I have a grey hair. I'll probably be totally grey in the next 5 years. I dont care. That just means people can call me Silver Fox. I used to want to be covered in tattoos, now im not so sure.

Personally I think grey hair is pretty sweet. I actually dyed my hair grey a few months ago just for fun.
I don't want to be covered in tattoos, but I definitely enjoy what I have (4 so far, two on the way) and would like more.

[Michael Swayne]

This song seems to fit here...



Anyway, I have always wanted to have blue hair. Yes, blue. Apart from that, maybe get my torso in as good of shape as my arms and legs. That's about it really.

My opinion on plastic surgery is that if you are completely sure that you want something done, then do it. It is your body, and no one should tell you that you can't. Just don't complain to me a few weeks later saying that you want it back to normal.

[che]

It's kind of an odd question. Is it asking if you were do you if you were someone else looking at you? Or is it asking if you would physically do yourself if you had an exact copy of yourself?

On the topic of copying celebs: I am aware of how I look physically (as much as I can be I guess), but that doesn't mean I'm trying to be Brad Pitt's abs. What I meant was, I'm trying to be what I think someone would be attracted to. Sort of like "be the person you want to meet" or "one should treat others as they want to be treated".

Not all celebrities are attractive, but that's not the point. The media and social society expect us all to look a certain way, and a lot of it is unrealistic. That's why you have celebrity pictures where they look nothing like they do on the red carpet. It's lighting, makeup, angles, picture editing, etc.

Anyway, I'm sort of rambling as well. Let's say you are a straight male, and you're with a straight female friend. If you were sitting in the park with her, you could probably accurately pick out guys walking by that she would agree she was attracted to, even if you are completely straight. Right?

[Secret Weapon]

I would in the end tap myself, If I was my female counter part. I have nothing against homosexuals but dating another guy just doesn't fit in my novel. Too much of a difference of how a picture a woman.

I love my personality though when I think a lot, I'm my own despair. I'm fairly a positive person 24/7 and love to be around company once and a while (though put me in front of a good rpg, F existence! ). I'd be more understanding about mistakes I make and my flaws and I could only better myself. I picked up this nack of basically analyzing a person from the inside & determining whether they're a match for me before that person and me get serious. Once I realize that it's my counterpart I've seen into, there'd be nothing to stop me from banging myself because we'd ALMOST be perfect for each other. Usually they say opposites attract and have the most chemistry, I think not. It'd be nothing hotter than watching my female counterpart giving me a bj while I'm playing a game (this has happened before and it's damn awesome )

So yes definitely bang myself, only if I'm split by gender. If I'm banging myself, I'd know if I'm going in the back door, my own self would want to see a snatch and tits coming to the front; not what I see in my lawn everyday.

[RamesesII]

It's kind of an odd question. Is it asking if you were do you if you were someone else looking at you? Or is it asking if you would physically do yourself if you had an exact copy of yourself?

Well I guess that is the initial question you get when reading the title but Xana also asks "Are you happy with your image and personality?" "Would you change either?"

On the topic of copying celebs: I am aware of how I look physically (as much as I can be I guess), but that doesn't mean I'm trying to be Brad Pitt's abs. What I meant was, I'm trying to be what I think someone would be attracted to. Sort of like "be the person you want to meet" or "one should treat others as they want to be treated".

But they way you said it I took as you would be basing your physical image by other peoples, for example if I had no abs and I saw 'Brad Pitts abs' and I said to myself "Wow I don't have abs like that" and then proceeded to work on them to make them look good, so I am realsing that people are attracted to Brad Pitts abs so I want people to be attracted to my abs by having abs like or similar to Brad Pitts abs that he has portrayed, so you are still feeding off images you perceive from other people or other peoples opinions.

Not all celebrities are attractive, but that's not the point. The media and social society expect us all to look a certain way, and a lot of it is unrealistic. That's why you have celebrity pictures where they look nothing like they do on the red carpet. It's lighting, makeup, angles, picture editing, etc.

I totally agree, once again media propaganda, all it should take is a celeb to look after themselves and respect themselves so they stay fit and healthy and you don't need influence to undertake this except to be happy with your self image which is part of what Xana asks.

Anyway, I'm sort of rambling as well. Let's say you are a straight male, and you're with a straight female friend. If you were sitting in the park with her, you could probably accurately pick out guys walking by that she would agree she was attracted to, even if you are completely straight. Right?

This won't work because I would know what attracts her but my opinions wouldn't be affected, for example if I knew she liked nerdy guys who wore glasses I could just point out every guy I saw with glasses it doesn't mean I think they are attractive I just know that's what she finds attractive so I point her attention to them.

If she were to ask me if I thought they were attractive then I would say no they look striking or they have an air of beauty about them but they are physically not attractive to me.

Anywho back to Xana's question I am content with how I am, I can be a bit short tempered and I know they people around me find that hard to deal with and I try hard to change it but essentially that is who I am.
Physically I slouch a bit which I would like to change only because I really don't want to be a hunch back when I am older, anyhting I would like to change about myself is purely for longevity and health reasons and not for asthetics the same as I apply sunscreen to prevent skin cancer, but not to make my skin complexion look nice.

My job calls for me to look neat and presentable but for that I don't give a care in the world how people perceive me. My wife may disagree she hates it when I go to the shops looking like a bogan hahaha

[Halie]

Well, I didn't mean would you actually have sex with yourself in the thread, the title was just supposed to get people's attention I guess. The point of it is a "If you don't love yourself then how can anybody else?" type of thing. Buuuut, it is a pretty interesting question and I guess how it should be interpreted is this...

Imagine somebody else had your body and then imagine you were gay or the opposite sex. If you saw the person with your current body, would you find them attractive? Would you "tap" them? And you have to have an open mind with the question I suppose, rather than saying "well I've never been gay or the opposite sex so I wouldn't know". I mean, I'm not a lesbian or a guy but I can tell if a girl is pretty.

As for celebrities, I've never followed a celeb diet before, most of the time when I see an article or something that says "Get Kim Kardashian's abs!" or something of that nature, I tend to presume it's bullshit because most diets like that are. However I do understand admiring a celebrity's figure and maybe using that as a basis for how you'd like to be, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. Though I guess there's a line between being inspired by a celebrity and just plain trying to be the celebrity.

[sayian]

k so im over thinking.. isnt masturbation "tapping yourself"??


kind of impossible to answer this and not sound arrogant, but theres nothing id want to change physically about myself.. my personality is pretty awesome too so.
i guess thats a yes

[Calvan]

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<Sarcasm>If you mean tap myself, Why yes, I would certainly hit myself with a large blunt object.</Sarcasm>

In all seriousness, I view myself as a reasonably attractive young man,
And if I flew that way would probably **** myself. Only thing I'd change is my Lazy Eye.

Since Unknown brings up the whole asexuality bag, I have those myself. It's usually one month out of the year.
The rest of the time I have a pretty healthy libido.

I agree with all this. You gotta accept and love who you are eventually. I feel like I've been a gigantic dork most my life and that I've done and said really stupid stuff, but I gotta own it.

I feel the same way bro. I accepted who I was a while back. I didn't want to. But I finally did.
And holy hell did It change me for the better.
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TL; DR- There is no TL; DR! *Vincent price laugh*