I'm pretty sure nobody is going to believe that, Mr. Polk. You are not constantly naked. I have photographic proof.
In this 19th Century photograph, Mr. President, you are clearly seen wearing a suit jacket, a nice white shirt, and what looks to be a black neck brace. If you were constantly naked, as you so arrogantly claimed, then your nipples would most certainly be exposed, which as you can see, they are not.
And as you can also see in this 19th Century photograph, you have no fur.
I will not be called a fraud by a man with no name.
There's a reason I'm dressed literally to my chin in that picture. Every time I was in a portrait like that, they shaved my face and dressed me like that to hide the fur. Why? Because I was too manly and the thought was that if people saw me in my natural state, men would become instantly impotent because they would figure "why bother, I'll never be that manly and rugged" and women would go into menopause because they knew they could never have me. Thus, the world's birth rate would stagnate, and it would be the end of humanity as we knew it. This, of course, was never confirmed, but is probably total bull as people were pretty dumb back then. There's something the history books won't tell you.
Also, to DrewYeahhh: Every time I see you post I yell out your name as if I'm trying to hype up a crowd. Just thought you should know.
Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."
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Well that sounds like fun
Also, to DrewYeahhh: Every time I see you post I yell out your name as if I'm trying to hype up a crowd. Just thought you should know.![]()
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I don't think my gf would appreciate it of i slept naked all the time :L
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Always boxers for me, i live in the north of the Uk if it's a hot day indecency laws go out of the window, quickly followed by my pants.
I fell asleep nude twice once i was too drunk to notice i was nude and the other i thought i will try this then i woke up and realised my sheets are crappy and not suitable for nudeness.
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Well no I haven't gone all the way naked haha perhaps just without the bra. I didn't enjoy it much tho, it felt just weird and I was afraid my parent's would walk through the door (i'm not allowed to use locks)
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I used to all the time, but Im getting old and feeling the cold more ):
can't sleep with anything on my feet though, which is a nightmare when Im getting in bed in my onesie... might have to buy one with no feet in it. Bah
I wouldn't recomend a onesie when the boyfriend is round either, his face was a picture when that came out of the drawer.......
i will try this if i have already my own room, i think this is comfortable but disgusting if someone accidentally come in
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Eh can't say that would bother me too much, if someone walks in my room and sees my naked arse then that's their problem. Should stay out of my room then, mind you living alone helps... I'd most always be under the covers anyway. Also, my mother has a boundary issue, she's always walking in the bathroom when I stay over and have a shower, Ive given up trying to keep my dignity when shes about
Not really, since I live in a small house with a considerable amount of people. Even if it's hotter outside than Satan's furnace, I'd still keep my clothes because I know for a fact NOBODY wants to see what's under these clothes.
Buuuuuut (yay I made a pun) the pants -- heck, probably everything -- would probably come off if I get my own place. Note that I say probably.![]()
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Well nobody is gross or sick if they sleep naked, everybody is different some like to sleep with no clothes on. Even during the summer when its 70 at night or more.
I never slept naked but only half naked. :x
I've slept with no shirt on, but that's about as far as I'll ever get.
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I never sleep with clothes on, even in winter. Just a comfort thing.
I have literally taken off my clothes in my sleep after falling asleep wearing clothes. If it's cool I'm tightly cocooned in bedsheets, but I don't even own pajamas.
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When I'm drunk or too hot I do. I don't much like it though. It's much too freeing on the chest area. Sometimes I wake up with pains but it's worth it just to feel cool in warm weather.
Funny I read this because it's really warm in Manchester right now so I'm stuck doing this.
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You crazy fools.
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bukket nekkid on tha couch!!!!!!!
Depends on a lot of things.
If I crash, there's obviously no time to take anything off.
If I'm with other people, taking anything off is a big no.
If there's not enough blankets to keep warm, then clothes act as blankets.
If I don't care at the time, I won't.
Basically anything's comfortable for me.
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