Do you "go down"? (Thread content 18+)

[Block]

I'd definitely tell them if they dont know what they're doing down there....fortunately for me the women I go after are usually experienced in all sorts of fun things (older, not sluts) so I really can sit back and relax....back in the day I had to drop some knowledge...

Drop some knowledge? HAHAHA! I haven't heard that expression in ages.

[midgetbob]

Drop some knowledge? HAHAHA! I haven't heard that expression in ages.

Seriously.

MERGED POSTS - Don't double post. - Not my fault someone ninja'd a post in on me o.O

I'm not sure what midgetbob is talking about.

You please your partner and then stop what you're doing and insult her bj skills and then call her... an elevator? Congrats?

So... No one is satisfied and you're really rude? Congrats?

Guy said she wouldn't do it...

I've found when people are enjoying the sexy time... by passively mentioning you're better at head then she is, she'll see if it's true; since she hasn't done said fellatio, then you're not really insulting her skills, eh? Simply provoking them into use.

[midgetbob]

you just have to be clever about it... once you get them moaning and screaming, they'll start complementing about how "nobody ever has done that to me before" and then that's when you got them.

a simple, "Just something I'm better at then you." and congrats... you might as well call her elevator.

[OceanEyes28]

I'm not sure what midgetbob is talking about.

You please your partner and then stop what you're doing and insult her bj skills and then call her... an elevator? Congrats?

So... No one is satisfied and you're really rude? Congrats?

[LocoColt04]

I've earned my red wings. It's really not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.

I mean, seriously. Hygiene. That's all it takes.

[midgetbob]

I've earned my red wings. It's really not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.

I mean, seriously. Hygiene. That's all it takes.

Exactly... you're going to be hitting the shower after anyways.

[Sinister]

If you are only concerned with receiving pleasure then you wont be very popular in relationships...sexual or otherwise. Besides if you really care about the other person, it's just as important to make them satisfied.

Wish I could think of something terribly clever to put here... But I've had no sleep. But yea...remember...if you want to be loved...lick the privates. Err...hmm.

-Sin

[Sean]

I've earned my red wings. It's really not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.

I mean, seriously. Hygiene. That's all it takes.

**** that noise. I can barely stand having sex during it, much less oral.

[LocoColt04]

It's a lot different when you've got a clean girl. It really helps when she showers BEFORE you go down on her.

[Che]

It's a lot different when you've got a clean girl. It really helps when she showers BEFORE you go down on her.

Does is taste like pennies?

[Sean]

It's a lot different when you've got a clean girl. It really helps when she showers BEFORE you go down on her.

Clean and shower or not, there's blood involved and if it ain't mine, I don't wanna see it, much less have it in my mouth/on my junk.

[midgetbob]

Clean and shower or not, there's blood involved and if it ain't mine, I don't wanna see it, much less have it in my mouth/on my junk.

1. When going down there are some important parts of the female anatomy to pay attention to that is nowhere near any blood.

2. You're missing out on some good fun times while the girly is menstrating. Most females get turned on during this period! (BOOM! See what I did there?)

3. Che... it DOES taste like pennies. You! You got a gift... You're good you, you're good!

[chrono]

I only go down after a stiff jab and right hook.

Never cared about a girl that much to do that to her.

[Pete]

Now Che, the real question is why would you put pennies in your mouth? I can understand a Jolly Rancher and all that, but pennies?

[Josh_R]

I have absolutely no problem going down on a girl, but while shes on her period. F*ck that shit. Oral sex while shes on her period is not something I will be trying any time soon...

[Maridia]

I have absolutely no problem going down on a girl, but while shes on her period. F*ck that shit. Oral sex while shes on her period is not something I will be trying any time soon...

With good reason too, you don't want to end up like Bateman.

And it ain't Cran Apple....



EDIT: I just realized you take the E out of Bateman and get Batman...which he also was. Strange.

[LocoColt04]

Does is taste like pennies?

A little bit. And to a further quote I didn't feel like adding, you don't need to put a penny in your mouth to know what it would taste like. The copper smell alone is enough to get the idea. When you handle money all day...

Clean and shower or not, there's blood involved and if it ain't mine, I don't wanna see it, much less have it in my mouth/on my junk.

Refer yourself to the following:

1. When going down there are some important parts of the female anatomy to pay attention to that is nowhere near any blood.

Also, she wears a tampon even post-shower, so it minimalizes any potential mess. I always have to clean up no matter what time of month it is, so why should it matter?

[Pete]

Yeah, it gets rounded down to about 15

[Che]

That's the answer I was looking for.

[Priscilla]

I am so surprised that a lot of people have said no. I guess the site has younger people on it. Some anyway. But I really thought everyone would have said yes =]

I like giving and receiving. Works both ways and I've had a few selfish men before. But times have changed. =D

[chrono]

I like giving and receiving. Works both ways and I've had a few selfish men before. But times have changed. =D

Yeah, i am one of those guys. I receive and dont give. i like really do not give anything.

I do not have sex(been almost 3 years now) but i still get head every now and then. The women that mess with me really get nothing in return.

[RagnaToad]

Who has said no then?

[Rocky]

I've never tried, but that doesn't mean that I'm against it!

[RagnaToad]

I've never tried, but that doesn't mean that I'm against it!

So it's like the holocaust?

[Block]

So it's like the holocaust?

As a Jewish looking person I feel like I at least am required to be an offended looking person by this remark. But I'm not.

Hitler with machine gun arms... you know it happened.

[midgetbob]

As a Jewish looking person I feel like I at least am required to be an offended looking person by this remark. But I'm not.

Hitler with machine gun arms... you know it happened.

You know it took these men to come up with the plan for B.J Blazkowicz to enter and exterminate Adolf "Machine Gun Arms" Hitler (which sounds like a bad boxer's name):

[midgetbob]

last time i didn't go down I got yelled at... lots. She was very angry.

But then I laughed a lot... just like i laughed a lot at this angry goat... reincarnation is a bitch.YouTube - Goat Yelling Like A Man