Babies

[Storm]

I have to say i'm not a fan of babies.

I find them strange... they're fragile, can't really move of their own accord until nearly a year old, they make strange noises, have no control over their bowels and I find them quite ugly too. I don't think I could have them as i'm very vain, and don't find the thought of squeezing something the size of a melon from my groin. Even when they're past the baby stage they make noise and need constant attention... plus being a parent means you can't escape it!

I find it funny when people really can't understand why I dislike babies and young children!

[GypsyElder]

I like babies, as long as they're not mine, no kids for me....not now anyway.

The only baby that kind of scared me was the Gurber baby


That and the Guy on the oatmeal box, screw that guy *shivers*

[Violet]

I think this is the most disturbing baby, hands down:

*shudders at the thought of those movies* Lameness to the extreme.

I think most babies are cute.. when they don't have deformities.