Like 99% of the worlds population, my dreams are too, totally out-of-the-blue and make absolutely no sense.
It starts off that I'm taking part in a Mario Kart Wii Worldwide Tournament somewhere, and I was annihilating the competition because I somehow found a shortcut on the Maple Treeway level that in reality doesn't even exist.
..Anyway, so I was playing, and as I finished in 1st Place, I realized I wasn't in a Worldwide Tournament, but my Nana's house, and I was playing my Older Brother. So I turn off the Wii, and turn around to see my Nana and Daniel Craig (The new James Bond 007) sitting at the table. I ask what he (Daniel) is doing here, and Nana replies "We're married Sam!!" I have a look of Dumbfoundedness on my face and just accept that really odd fact. I then notice Daniel Craig has a Horseshoe hair cut because he is balding on the top of his scalp and that he has a Strong Australian accent rather his British Accent in the James Bond Films.
I then walk outside and it turns out my Nana's house it actually a classroom at my old Intermediate School, aha. I walk down to the Field an a random Rugby Coach tells me to join our team, I don't answer but I'm already wearing a Rugby Uniform I guess I am part of the team. We practise plays and all that jazz, The I stuff up a small play and a tiny kid about 5'4" walks up to me and asks If I'd ever played Rugby. I then lie and say yes, and he asks me what the 2 Rugby Teams based in Wellington (New Zealands Capital) are called.
I reply "The Wellington Hurricanes & The Wellington Lions" but he says they're the Hurricanes and the Imperials, he begins to mock me 'cuz I got one wrong so I beat the Cr@p out of him. Being 6'4" and he being 5'4", I beat him senseless. I then get sent off the field, but get asked to come back for Night practise.
I return at night and a stack of Nintendo 64 boxes are on the Touchline, and I walk over to one that's sorta crooked to see the Kid I beat up dead inside.
I walk up to the Coach and he says that I was responsible for Beating him up (which I was) and then he says that I stuffed him in a Nintendo 64 box and super-glued him to death?!?!? I deny the fact that I did any of that other than beat him up. The Coach yells at me and says I am going to pay for lying to him (not for killing a little kid) and sends a self-controlled lawnmower at me. It chases me for a few minuted but I climb the rugby post, only to see Rey Mysterio and The Big Show from the WWE on their too. Big Show explains that they too were blamed for the same thing, and have been living on this rugby post for the last 2 months.
I then jump off and run to the Monkey Bars to find Serj Tankian singing his song "Empty Walls", I hop down and the Lawnmower diappears and the Coach calls in for role check. He just randomly forgets about out whole ordeal and he begins calling names, he calls 'Sam' and I reply "Yeah", he then calls 'Could the Real Slim Shady please Stand Up!?', and Eminem walks up to him and he begins singing 'The Real Slim Shady' and we walk home singing that song.
Then I wake up.
Turns out 'The Real Slim Shady' was playing on my iPod so, aha. WOAH!!!








































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