The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Unknown Entity]

you get the ultima power... a dish cloth! hehe...

*inserts sweets*

[Nemesis93]

you get sours

*inserts white materia*

[Unknown Entity]

you get lotsa green materia!

*inserts a set of keys*

[darkbokodude]

gets a shard of metal

[SuperSabin]

*inserts no more heroes song and the no more heroes wii game*

[Unknown Entity]

you get 2 body guards, who are willing to die for you!

*inserts a strand of ???? hair*

[HUNK]

you get ?????s head.

*inserts coin*

[Unknown Entity]

you get the blond wig from FF7!!!

*inserts an old rusted can of beans*

[Secret Weapon]

You've received 100 Gil!

*Puts in 99 Musamune Blade*

[Unknown Entity]

you get one, customized Musamune Blade, capable of one hit kills!!!

*inserts a ruler*

[Yudajfangurl]

*You recieve 99 mega potion

*puts coin in*

[HUNK]

You recive a melted coin.

*inserts army boot*

[Unknown Entity]

you get a WWII machine gun!

*inserts fake vamp fangs*

[HUNK]

you recive a Vincent Valentine Shrunken Head!!(lucky)

*inserts krispy kreme dougnut*

[Unknown Entity]

(*gasps* NO!!!)

you get the same dougnut with a bite taken out off it and a note saying "Thanks!"

*inserts Vincents Shrunken Head*

[HUNK]

You recive note stating "listen i like shrunken heads just as much as you but i think you should keep it" and Vincents head.

*inserts note stating "i want my doughnut back"*

[Darkwolf]

you get a moldy doughnut

*inserts coin*

[Unknown Entity]

you get a CD with all your fav songs on it!

*inserts magnet*

[SuperSabin]

the vending machine bumps into you hard

*inserts a y2k error message*

[Nemesis93]

gives u the same y2k error message saying that u r part of the y2k

*inserts sepiroth's sword sheath*

[Unknown Entity]

you get a clock that tells you the time in japanese!

*inserts toy car*

[Secret Weapon]

You get the US' launch code to all it's missile silo's.

*inserts Orthopedic Underwear!*

[Doc Rocco]

You receive a teddy bear wearing said underwear.

*inserts a dismembered hand*

[Secret Weapon]

You get a box with Thing in it and he tries to choke you to death!

*inserts Black Materia*

[Nemesis93]

you get a lot of AP and nothing to use it on.

*(this is very hard to do)inserts a hippie*

[Unknown Entity]

you get a bag of seems to be dry, green leaves... hmmm... oh well... maybe you could sell it in Ebay...

*inserts dish washer tablet*

[winterborn86]

OMG u get clean dishes

*puts coin in*

[Unknown Entity]

you get an empty can of nothing...

*inserts nail clippings*

(ew! gross!)

[Secret Weapon]

You get some biomechanical radioactive waste that eats through everything that it touches and can only be contained by what you can see but can't hear approaching.

*inserts Sister Ray*

[Unknown Entity]

you get brother ray!

*inserts bag o poop* (not mine! i swear!)