Happy birthday, Leviathan.

This time 21 years ago, your mother was preparing to go into labour and later on, you were squeezed from a vagina and into the world. Although you were born female, your great dedication of becoming a man has finally paid off and the permanant scars will hopefully all be gone with extra surgery on the side.

Happy birthday! I know you're going to get shitfaced, so I may call you tomorrow and yell down the phone at you.