Now, Ben. Let's not be rude in front of all these nice people. I know this isn't a "compliment me" thread, but I'm sure you're aware of what kind of response your post will get. Be considerate. I don't want flaming or flamebaiting going on in this thread. I don't want to warn anyone (more work for me), but I will if I have to.

Anyway. I do have a few pictures, and I'll edit them in as soon as I upload them. I just wanted to get the first part of this post in.