I don't understand all the hubbub about people wanting to be asian. I mean, China's got this, Japan's got that, and I totally forget everything else about the rest of Asia. Most importantly, they have a legend of a monkey with an extendable pole. Oh the moral indecency! Also on moral indecency, I think flesh wounds are a TOTAL F***ING TURN ON. Next time take out your eyes and then Wally can get a rise.

Trust me, all asians are buck-toothed, slits-for-eyes, glasses-wearing, backstabbing dog-eaters who cannot pronounce 'R' or was it 'L', f*** , I forget. I'd like to thank Disney for making these truths so wonderfully clear.




Really really more importantly, attractive people shouldn't put up any photos on the internet. I'd leave it at that but since subtlety is for pok guys, let's continue: There is probably someone out there right now at this very moment who is FURIOUSLY pleasuring themselves to it. Hey look, I made it a unisex statement. No, I am not looking at Anarchy's pictures. No, I am not caressing myself. No, I don't fantasize about at least 28 of the people who have posted in here. Wally does though.