I totally agree with you, dude. Lets talk about guns and cars and girls and shit bro. Here's a story of mine: after reading your post you influenced me to go out and do some cool but crazy stuff. First, I got a hakenkreuz tattooed on my face, then I went out and beat a Jew to death with my newly tattooed face. Then I stole his car. It was really fast, must've been a porsche or something. My day was awesome.

I had some more "interesting" content in this post but I probably would've ended up offending a lot more people had I included it - so I took it out.