Cricket? British? Cricket is English, and since nobody else knows whats going on with it either I feel happy being confused by what 'England has 24 balls left to score one wicket' means.

Hehe I heard this thing once about when the world football champoinships went to America or something, and all the boss people over there started coming up with ideas like multiball extra time and making to goals the width of the pitch so that games got higher scores. UEFA should take a leaf from their book, it'd make it way more interesting.

D'you think it would be possible to combine Eskimo tennis and Extreme Dodgeball? Y'know, dress the players up as inuits and then fill the tennis balls with C4, also having little explosive tripwire things instead of racket strings? It'd be like........Extreme Eskimo Dodge-Tennis!