I think Europe could do really well if there was something like a "Euro-Running Man" TV show. It would just be all the concepts you get in The Running Man except with European prisoners. And it would be rigged so no-one could ever win.

No? Okay, how about this: "Extreme Dodgeball" - I watched some so-called "extreme" dodgeball last week and there was nothing 'extreme' about it. I propose to make it extreme. The balls they use have, say, 0.5kg of C4 in the centre connected to a timer that is set beforehand. No-one will know when the bomb will go off. Add to that long spikes attached to the ball and you have a more "extreme" game of dodgeball. Oh, that and the losing team gets burned at the stake.

Alright, you'll love this one...I did have something to go here but I didn't like the sound of it in the end.