Happy birthday, darling. According to some law, I'm illegal for 6 days, right? So I guess we won't be having sex until the 22nd. Man... What a shame.

But I digress...

You're 19! Now you can.... do... what you could do at 18... only now you're 19.... Congrats on being more experienced at doing the same thing!

But holy crap, do you realize that in a year, you will be freaking 20? That's madness. I feel so young now...

Anyway. Happy birthday. I love you.