I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Hero façade. Villain at heart.
I recommend getting a second opinion. They have a new-fangled thingymobobber called Sinnetrewopoiram that'll cure what ails ya.
Be warned, Sinnetrewopoiram is highly addictive and can cause extreme bouts of fun, especially if you're a person over 5. Sinnetrewopoiram is good for everyone, and people taking 2SPs and XOBXs should switch immedately. Be sure to consult with your local Dr. Mario before trying it.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
is cowbell the bell thingy people hang around a cow's neck?
*imagines Kaz wearing it (and only it) and thinks it's kinky*
I've never seen such a horrible, horrible fever before!
Don't fear the Reaper Kaz!
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Warning: Do not take Sinnetrewopoiram while under the influence of school, work, or family functions. May aleviate drowsiness. If addiction is not satiated after one serving, two servings may be used. Taking more than recommended may cause stomach bleeding.
Only for you, baby. ;-)
And that's the truth... I haven't seen anyone with a cowbell fetish before. Are you expecting pictures? =P
Fear not! The Reaper is a few steps behind me! He knows to keep his distance.
Hero façade. Villain at heart.
Bring on that Cowbell!
*clangs on a cowbell with a drum stick*
I've heard cowbell is like the new miracle drug, it can even cure the most dreaded disease...
SLEEP!
It gives us back our gaming time!
*
*Side effects include heart burn, bloodshot eyes, diarreah, and the SPIDERS! They're on me! GOD SAVE ME FROM THEIR TINY FANGS!
Those with heart conditions, pregnancy, or those who wish to become pregnant, and flies should avoid taking cowbell. Not to be taken orally.
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Wait a minute, not to be taken orally? So exactly where do the spiders emerge from (if they do)? Do they slink out from the entry/drop-off point? Do they incubate within the body and explode from the stomach in song and dance, complete with top hat and cane?!
What with all the drug scandals going about, I wouldn't be surprised if the FDA shut your whole shady cowbell operation down. Unless of course...You hit the FDA officials WITH the cowbell and ursurp control. But then you'd have trillions of little spiders running around and exploding out of rumpusses across America.
No S, you have it all wrong. There is no FDA. The FDA is merely a group of small spiders of impending doom existing purely in the 8-bit World. So, when you hit the FDA officials with the cowbell (which is wrapped in bear-skin rug), you're really just letting them exist in the not-so-8-bit-world. Then the "Spiders" attack the cowbell, devour it whole, then proceed to take on the world.
Yep.
No.
What if it's an 8-Bit Cowbell? I'm sure I can dig up a sprite of it somewhere, and then attack the FDA Spider-Men with all my fury. =P
If you want a low-bit bell, look no further than Game & Watches' taunt in Smash Brothers Melee.
I have a one bit bell... wanna see it?
There it was! Miss it?
MISSED IT AGAIN!? Pshaw. You're just not hardcore enough to see it.
(wait until the realize my evil plot that there never was a bell... muahahah)
No.
That's a dirty trick! It reminded me of this!
http://gprime.net/video.php/confuseddog
Haha. I am so going to teach a dog to do that! Then I'm going to trick it until it bites me with it's irritated vigor.
Wahoo. Seriously though, one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. I wonder if that works for all dogs that do that... Perhaps they are merely reacting to their owners voice and hand? If so... Today is a sad sad day for me.
No.
This thread is quite funny. ^^
I like the humor in it. Perhaps I'll contribute my own humor tomorrow.
*speaks through a cardboard toilet-paper tube*
Do I sound like I'm on old time rrrradiooo??
Holy crap, this was started when someone was stoned...
speaking of which.....................*phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
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SING LIKE YOU THINK NO ONE'S LISTENING!
YOU WOULD KILL FOR THIS!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD!
sing me somethin' soft
sad and delicate
or loud and out of key
sing me anything.
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This was probably started when someone was watching Saturday Night Live reruns, and at least one other person recognizing that fact, and replies by making a subtle, yet relevant retort.
After that, I can't attest to the un-stonesoscity of the posts, but the first few should be clean.
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Booooo!!! Down with cattle!!!
Careful now!
Oh man bison rule all man.....jeez, get it right.
Oh, and water buffalo, but their necks are too thick and wrinkly for bells, they wouldn't work too well.
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SING LIKE YOU THINK NO ONE'S LISTENING!
YOU WOULD KILL FOR THIS!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD!
sing me somethin' soft
sad and delicate
or loud and out of key
sing me anything.
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I don't believe in getting stoned. Being hit with rocks really hurts =(... And I don't like it frankly... Let the Romans of old stick to getting stone and leave me out of it!
No.
*tongue clicking noise*
whee.
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SING LIKE YOU THINK NO ONE'S LISTENING!
YOU WOULD KILL FOR THIS!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD!
sing me somethin' soft
sad and delicate
or loud and out of key
sing me anything.
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And M. Bison, that damn cape tossing bastard. He ruled, but at what cost? He abused his rulingnessocisty, what with his uber-cheese dashing shin trip kick thing.
Of course I never used the uber-cheese dashing shin trip kick thing >_>
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Um...yeah, that thing was not uber-cheese.....
IT WAS MONDO UBER-CHEESE!
That's a lot of fermented cow milk....
<img src="http://img39.exs.cx/img39/2585/EBG.jpg">
SING LIKE YOU THINK NO ONE'S LISTENING!
YOU WOULD KILL FOR THIS!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!
YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD!
sing me somethin' soft
sad and delicate
or loud and out of key
sing me anything.
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Bah, Bison kicked my rear a few dozen times. In fact, most AI kicked my rear a few dozen times. Years away from Street Fighter and an Innate Suck for it does this. Baaah, even Zangief handed it to me. =P
You clicked it! You can't unclick it!
Kaz, that is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen in my life. But then again... I have led a pretty sheltered life.
Archis, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be wearing a gold plated diaper.
**** of the walk, baby!
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