I have a conure that can say "what are you doing." He can talk like a man, but he can't walk like a man, which would make him 50% my equal. On that note, Helen Keller could walk like a man, but she couldn't talk like a man, which would also make her 50% my equal, but on the bright side, she and my conure are equal. I like your logic. It's anti-mute and anti-cripple, which are two groups of people that I despise.