I kept my resolution, in a way. I didn't lose any limbs, so that's good, and I feel that I've transitioned myself to become a beaver at some point in the near future. I've been preparing. I've heard that beavers love Bea Arthur, so I've been watching a lot of Golden Girls while eating Golden Grahams, and I feel like if I keep it up, I'll eventually evolve into a beaver-human hybrid.