LMAO that reminds me of when telemarketers would call and ask to speak to one of my parents..... I'd make up crazy stories like "Oh... Mr. Nunnery is currently incarcerated" or I'd scream and yell "MY MOM JUST DIED YOU ASSHOLE!"

..... I was like 12. I'm horrible, I know. My mom was like "You have problems. Really. You do."