I'm a Tiger Bear Virgo whooooooo!

I just don't believe that you can classify an entire group of people based on the month they were born. It's just too bizarre to me, and the difference between Chinese year and traditional Zodiac just seems to just give people more options to try and find little snippets to understand their own quirks. Like "oh, it's so Aries of me to make grilled cheese today" what the hell is that crap?