Ohhh bah humbug. I love passing out candy to the kids! It's a lot more fun than watching tv that I could just watch OnDemand later. Plus, it was so much fun when I was a kid--why wouldn't I continue the tradition now? This is like a FUN Christmas where nobody gets socks or has to deal with drunk aunts kissing your face! Just candy and running around like wild!

Of course, I've never had bratty kids or anything like that come to my door. For the most part, they just think I'm amazing because I buy waaay too much candy and just let them all grab a handful.