I usually wear thruster boots, or rocket boots. Whatever you want to call them. I am quite a fan of aviation, not only because it allows me to fly, but also because of how many people it's killed. For that, I had NASA's chief Administrator is Charles Bolden put a team together to help develop shoes that could make my fly. It was their top priority all throughout 2011, what with that colored man Obama shutting down the Space Shuttle Program and all.

So now, when I need to take a flight, I don't drive to the airport. I fly there. And my wife gets pissed off because I refuse to carry her on my back. I told her straight forward if she loses weight, I'll have no problem carrying her. Unfortunately, she then showed me the Red Right Hand of Ruiz-Eastwood. It was horrible. Didn't hurt at all. She punches like a woman.