So, this thread fell way too far down the thread list.

I have a new challenges. Snailing. Do it in your backyard (If you don't have a backyard, outside is fine) for 2000 gil.
Owling for 1000 gil
Toweling (same as deading) outside for 3000 gil
Teapotting for 1000 gil

If you don't know what these are, you don't deserve to be on the internet. Pictures are fine.

How are the rest of these challenges going?