Fionna chooses to continue onward, when...

"HALT, HUMAN!" a squeaking voice shouts from behind. The little cherub statues spring to life and buzz overheard, pelting you with water from their trumpets.

Another of the cherub statues squeaks: "To choose the path to safety, you must answer our riddle!"

The cherubs fire jets of water at the three statues, each guarding their respective hallways. They crumble away, revealing two men and one emo teenager.

The first statue-turned man on the left, cloaked in red with a big ass sword, sunglasses, and black hair striped with gray, steps forward. The word ALPHA is tattooed on his forehead.

The center statue, a man with long silver hair, an even longer sword, covered in a black cloak, and piercing green eyes. The word GAMMA is tattooed on his forehead.

The third on the right is a teen with blonde hair skimpy clothing that shows off his stomach, and a big, blue ball. On his abs is tattooed "BETA".

Another cherub chimes in: "Among these two men and one woefully beta protagonist, one speaks but the truth. The other two tell only lies! Find the truthsayer and seek his advice, so you may know which hall will lead you through this place unscathed."

Beta screeches, "Don't trust Alpha! He's a poo poo liar head! WAHHHHH!!!11"

"STOP THAT INCESSANT WHINING!" Gamma yells. "Trust in ME! Beta will only tell you lies!"

Alpha grunts, "You must trust me, Fionna, or you'll be throat-pregged by Moldyvort!"

You should consider your options carefully, lest you are to be throat-pregged by Moldyvort.