Well, Rowan, I will tell you the kind of people who actually enjoy going to the dentist. Yuppies.

Yuppies, or Young Urban Professionals, have to look, dare I say, "professional." So they need perfect teeth. That's why they like the dentist.

I, on the other hand, am not a fan of dentists, because all doctors are crooks who only want your money. I will repeat; all doctors are crooks who only want your money. All doctors are idiots, as well.

My teeth are slightly crooked, and I am missing a few of them, but that doesn't make me any less bad ass. In fact, some might argue that missing teeth makes one even more bad ass. If I went to a dentist, he would have made me less awesome.