Bad/Cheesy jokes

[RamesesII]

Shouldn't this be in humor word games.

That's not the joke.

A guy walked into a bar....it hurt.

A second guy walked into the bar......you think he would have seen the first guy hit it.


Took my wife to a restaurant we got to dessert and I asked for the mascarpone........ they brought a horse with a mask.




Driving through the desert and my car broke down, so I started walking to look for a place to call for help.
I had been walking for quite a while and was starting to get thirsty when a man with a donkey walked past, he asked me if I wanted to buy a bow tie I said no but some water wouldn't go astray he said he only had bow ties.
I walked for another hour and came across another man with a donkey who also wanted to sell me a bow tie, I asked for some water he also said he only had bow ties. I walked for yet another hour and to my great relief I found a bar as I was desperate for some water now, staggered up to the front door and asked the doorman for some water. The doorman looked me up and down and said "Sorry mate can't let you in without a bow tie."

LAAAAAME