What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Wheres my tractor..."


The koala says, "What do you mean I'm not a bear?"

"I have all the necassary koalafications"


A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He sits downs and orders a beer for himself and his giraffe. He continues to drink his fill and then stands and begins to leave the bar with his giraffe still on the floor. The bartender says "AYE! You cant just leave that lyin' there!" Then the man responded,

"Its not a lyin'... its a giraffe."