*sigh*

It was sarcasm. I know, these things are harder to tell from pure text, but....really? ;_;
I'm gonna edit that post since everybody decided to take it so seriously.

Just so you know, I'm about 95% lesbian. I'm offended that you think it's offensive to be called a lesbian.

If only there were more lesbians and gays in Final Fantasy. Don't think we had any gays yet.